Instant Asshole

An omnipresent asshole that manages to be, always, at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Everything was just perfect... but instant asshole crashed the party and everything went down the drain in no time.

by rperazag July 22, 2010

mental institute

a place where emotionally-troupled or angered teens can go for about a week. mental institutes arent as crazy as everyone thinks they seem.

sora's parents made her go to a mental institutes when they found cuts on her wrist.

by sarahhhh! June 22, 2007

insty

newbie and groupeh and has NO skills

Im insty hwo do i shoot

by kiwwa March 18, 2003

Instant Pestering

When someone who you don't want to talk to continues to text you. Non-contingent upon whether you've told them so.

Ive been getting instant pestering by (insert name here) all day now, it's really getting on my nerves.

by JaredTriffe August 21, 2008

instabeat

While playing Halo 3, you hammer on the "B" button to lay a melee smack down. At the exact same instant your opponent also hammers on the "B" button and you beat each other down. This is often followed by a "You asshole" as well as "instabeat"!

Joe - "Hey Bob did you see that we both beat each other down in Halo 3."

Bob - "Yeah that was massive INSTABEAT! you R-Tard. Did you see what I did to your sister as well?? INSTABEAT!"

by cole p February 5, 2009

Instore

A large discount retail store selling rejected stock from other stores and out of date food that will give u the runs but fear not they also sell toilet roll!
the shops a mess and the staff are misrable and people que for refunds for 1.50 on broken light bulbs!

omg i just got this from instore look how cheap and nasty it is

by phil7820 February 24, 2009

install an iPod dock

v. To cut a large hole in something, possibly once intended to be an actual iPod dock, but really just a giant, poorly cut hole.

Basshunter wanted a pool so he decided to "install an iPod dock" in his backyard.

by basshunter2 April 5, 2010