German Roulette

German Roulette is much like Russian Roulette but instead the gun is fully loaded.

I Can’t wait to play German Roulette alone in my living room!

by ZeoVisa May 13, 2021

Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome

A condition in which the affected individual(s) is anywhere from mildly amusing to very exciting to be around in real life, but has no apparent redeeming values on the internet; i.e. typing "lol," using "smilies," and acting as a tardus extremus in the matters of abbreviation, humor, and spelling.

Tommy: Brian seemed somewhat cool at the party last night, but when I talked to him online...
*flashback ensues*
Tommy FArtanyan: Hey, I just added you to my buddy list.
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: who is dis
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: o tommy rite/
Tommy FArtanyan: Are you drinking?
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: wat
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: r u ther
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: th3ere**
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: thrtr*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: godamnit lol
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: THREE*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: LMAO! THERE!
Tommy FArtanyan: G-gotta go!
Tommy FArtanyan signed off 12:30:22
*flashback ends*
Tommy: I guess the screen name he gave me should have given it away!
Kiko: CLASSIC case of Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome!
Tommy: ?
Kiko: *chomp*

by Kiko February 3, 2004

The Germ Freak

The act of putting hand sanitizer on a condom before vaginal intercourse.

I think my girlfriend has been sleeping around, I'm going to give her the germ freak.

by Faulkinbizzle April 29, 2009

B'gerk

To backhand someone in the junk. Back slap the twig and berries. Upper-cut the cock and balls. There can be multiple techniques depending on the style of the b'gerker. It is important to mention that it is not a true b'gerk if the person knows its coming. It must come when the person least expects it.

Roman told his girlfriend something inappropriate I said so for payback he will get brutal b'gerking.

by mercD January 23, 2011

mr.gerbig

the worst teacher in the world super annoying and always pointing stuff out. and sings happy birthday in the most annoying way, if you have him as your teacher I feel sorry for you.

mr.gerbig "haaapppy biiirthday tooooooo you, haaapppy biiirthday toooooooooooo yooou happppppy biiirthday deeeear whoever, haaapppy biiirthday tooooooo you!!!

by ##schoolhater May 14, 2021

gerard way

An AMAZING singer and cartoonist, Gerard Way is the lead singer for the band My Chemical Romance. Born April 9th 1977, and from Bellville, New Jersey. He attended The School of Visual Arts in NYC hoping to become a cartoonist but when his cartoon (The Breakfast Monkey) got turned down he decided to focus more on his musical career. My Chemical Romance was formed in 2001 and their first album(I Brought You my Bullets, You Brought me Your Love)was released the next year. The follow up album (Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge) was released in June 2004.

I LOVE GERARD WAY!!!!!

by GerardLover July 15, 2005

Gerken

The antonym (opposite) of working. Idle and unoccupied. Unworking.

Damn you Harley! This is the last time I tell you to quit gerken off on my jobsite!

by Kurt 8 KEINER January 14, 2009