one foot in the grave

To have "one foot in the grave" is to be close to death; depicting an elderly or sick person or animal close to death, or one with a life so pathetic that their life barely counts as living.
Carl lives alone, has no friends, and spends his days drinking till' he sleeps. You could say he's got one foot in the grave. // "Grandpa is 102 and has leukemia, I'm sorry to say it, but he's already got one foot in the grave."
by junkiii April 24, 2020
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Swiss army foot

Reason for name given to Swiss feets. To have tools for toe nails, and sand paper heels.
Swiss feets has that Swiss army foot
by One Mean Man December 29, 2019
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semen footed booby

When you cover a lady's boob in cum and feet
bro i just gave polly a semen footed booby
by Poll3nth3wol599 January 22, 2023
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Five foot nothing

The size of a petite female, a midget guy, or an otherwise average or unremarkable guy with no head.
Rudy was five foot nothing, just like Bubby was after his 1995 wreck.
by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021
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Phantom Clutch Foot

Ideomotor movement of the left foot and leg. Involuntary and unconscious stomping the left side of the drivers side floor when attempting to disengage a nonexistent clutch to stop a vehicle with automatic transmission just before applying the brakes. Drivers that operated manual transmissions in the past will describe the illusionary experience as phantom foot clutch.
On the roadway in front of Walmart they got that there center two-way left turn lane out front. Some idiot pull a bonehead move , turned right out of that lane in front of me. My phantom clutch foot kicked in. I hit the brakes, my left foot stomped the floor board looking for the clutch that ain't there. My right hand went for the stick shift that ain't there. Ended up grabbing Bob's pecker, tried to downshift to second. Now he wont stop following me around. Keeps making engine revving sounds grinning at me.
by Nellouise Le Reina February 22, 2017
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Platypus foot syndrome

When the sock you're wearing is so small or tight on your toes that it makes you feel as if you have webbed toes, like that of a platypus.
"These socks are so small, they're giving me Platypus Foot Syndrome.
by SimbaTheNala July 14, 2016
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tiny foot licker

when someones foot is smaller then the other one and someone licks it
Johnathan did you hear that brad is a tiny foot licker
by tinyfootlicker February 15, 2022
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