When the sock you're wearing is so small or tight on your toes that it makes you feel as if you have webbed toes, like that of a platypus.
by SimbaTheNala July 14, 2016
Get the Platypus foot syndromemug. Ideomotor movement of the left foot and leg. Involuntary and unconscious stomping the left side of the drivers side floor when attempting to disengage a nonexistent clutch to stop a vehicle with automatic transmission just before applying the brakes. Drivers that operated manual transmissions in the past will describe the illusionary experience as phantom foot clutch.
On the roadway in front of Walmart they got that there center two-way left turn lane out front. Some idiot pull a bonehead move , turned right out of that lane in front of me. My phantom clutch foot kicked in. I hit the brakes, my left foot stomped the floor board looking for the clutch that ain't there. My right hand went for the stick shift that ain't there. Ended up grabbing Bob's pecker, tried to downshift to second. Now he wont stop following me around. Keeps making engine revving sounds grinning at me.
by Nellouise Le Reina February 22, 2017
Get the Phantom Clutch Footmug. A group of absolute retards, sometimes confused as alt right. These dumbasses constantly get into fucked up situations and must scooby doo that shit out.
by TheMemeingFur February 13, 2021
Get the 61st Regiment of Footmug. While sitting on the beach, position yourself toward the ocean while two girls sit in front of you with their backs to the ocean. Let’s them both perform fellatio on you with their feet at the same time.
by DaveySea June 16, 2019
Get the Four Foot Sandymug. by One Mean Man December 28, 2019
Get the Swiss army footmug. by tinyfootlicker February 15, 2022
Get the tiny foot lickermug. When a guy is getting head and wraps his leg behind the girl and inserts his big toe in the asshole.
by wierd sex January 16, 2016
Get the Indiana stank footmug.