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Phantom Clutch Foot

Ideomotor movement of the left foot and leg. Involuntary and unconscious stomping the left side of the drivers side floor when attempting to disengage a nonexistent clutch to stop a vehicle with automatic transmission just before applying the brakes. Drivers that operated manual transmissions in the past will describe the illusionary experience as phantom foot clutch.
On the roadway in front of Walmart they got that there center two-way left turn lane out front. Some idiot pull a bonehead move , turned right out of that lane in front of me. My phantom clutch foot kicked in. I hit the brakes, my left foot stomped the floor board looking for the clutch that ain't there. My right hand went for the stick shift that ain't there. Ended up grabbing Bob's pecker, tried to downshift to second. Now he wont stop following me around. Keeps making engine revving sounds grinning at me.
by Nellouise Le Reina February 22, 2017
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Eat foot day

On January 18 it’s eat foot day!
Friend:hey
You:hehehehe it’s eat foot day
Friend:uh oh
You:nom nom nom
by Eat foot girl December 9, 2020
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Five foot nothing

The size of a petite female, a midget guy, or an otherwise average or unremarkable guy with no head.
Rudy was five foot nothing, just like Bubby was after his 1995 wreck.
by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021
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semen footed booby

When you cover a lady's boob in cum and feet
bro i just gave polly a semen footed booby
by Poll3nth3wol599 January 21, 2023
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Japanese Foot Massage

You put a foot into your partners rectum while they do a sudoku
I was talking to Mary the other day and she mentioned that she and John had begun experimenting with a "Japanese foot massage"
by jpm1-hopfgarten January 27, 2023
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Nine foot nick

Nine foot nick feet is a stupid person that has little pp
by Little foot rick February 1, 2022
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61st Regiment of Foot

A group of absolute retards, sometimes confused as alt right. These dumbasses constantly get into fucked up situations and must scooby doo that shit out.
Join the 61st Regiment of Foot, the finest, most retarded Holdfast regiment out there.
by TheMemeingFur February 13, 2021
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