To shake hands with an attractive female and run off to the bathroom within six seconds before the cells from her hand die off on yours and reach ejaculatory orgasm within the six second alloted time.
I'm going to this party tonight loaded with hot women time to roll out the handshake fetish on, wanna go?
by skEwbnEwb October 2, 2006
Get the handshake fetish mug.an asian fetish is having an unhealthy, sexualized and obsessive view on people of asian descent, and a focus on asian culture, looks and asian people. people who have an asian fetish usually get off on stereotypes of asian people (submissive, school girl, innocent, small, feminine) and start wanting to date asians because of those stereotypes that white men find attractive.
everyone defining this in the urban dictionary makes it seem like it's not bad. (it is bad, they're just white men that think it's okay to believe and support asian stereotypes).
also, everyone writing these definitions is making it seem like asian girls are white mens' last resorts, because we're easy to dominate, but that's wrong. even the stupid "submissive, small asian girl" has standards, and wouldn't want to date a fucking ugly white guy with a small dick.
everyone defining this in the urban dictionary makes it seem like it's not bad. (it is bad, they're just white men that think it's okay to believe and support asian stereotypes).
also, everyone writing these definitions is making it seem like asian girls are white mens' last resorts, because we're easy to dominate, but that's wrong. even the stupid "submissive, small asian girl" has standards, and wouldn't want to date a fucking ugly white guy with a small dick.
luca: what's your type in girls?
matthew: i like asian girls only.
luca: why? what's good about them?
matthew: because they're submissive, they always let me dominate them, they're small, innocent, exotic and feminine. they let me do whatever i want to them and it's so fun.
luca: that's not a type you disgusting bastard you just have an asian fetish
matthew: what's that?
luca: it's where ugly white people believe all those asian stereotypes and start obsessing over sexualizing them.
matthew: i like asian girls only.
luca: why? what's good about them?
matthew: because they're submissive, they always let me dominate them, they're small, innocent, exotic and feminine. they let me do whatever i want to them and it's so fun.
luca: that's not a type you disgusting bastard you just have an asian fetish
matthew: what's that?
luca: it's where ugly white people believe all those asian stereotypes and start obsessing over sexualizing them.
by mizu_water May 7, 2022
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Because of the size of the breasts you say?
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