contingent factor

A fact that a bunch of other stuff hinges upon. If true, it makes lots of causally related stuff likely true and if not true, then related stuff is likely false. For example, the fact that the climate is getting warmer is a contingent factor for global warming, or the fact that the world is actually getting better, and is better than it ever has been (see Stephen Pinker, "The Better Angels of our Nature"), even though it feels day to day like a stinking pile of diseased flabby fat rolls, is a continent factor that global trade is not evil.

Being caught red handed creeping with the girl next door is a contingent factor that you cheated; it was you.

by dahlek May 23, 2017

Pussy factor

When situations and personalities change in the presence of one or more females.

Her pussy factor messed up the climate in their man cave.

by Fixitrob July 13, 2018

cornbread factory

A building where cornbread is created by putting uneaten tacos into the garbage by dump trucks. Also see taco factory.

"Cornbread never tastes better than when it's fresh from the garbage at the cornbread factory."

by Mrs. Hen September 13, 2018

ick factor

(Direct Sales Industry Specific) The icky parts of direct sales have given it a bad rap. i.e., complicate compensation plans, making people store and drop-ship large amounts of stock, lack of comprehensive training resulting in sales affiliates harassing family and friends instead of being able to find new customers.

Laura has removed the ick factor from the direct sales channel, to allow sales affiliates to be successful.

by WizardJess December 13, 2019

Glaze Factor

The amount of times a person is thought of as a fantasy subject by men masterbating per week.
GLAZE FACTOR = the number of men getting off X the amount of times they masterbate to the subject per day X 7 days

That is a very pretty polce officer, with the amount men she works with and the amount of men she sees in public weekly I bet that her glaze factor is well over 100

by anonymous December 3, 2021

the yep factor

its when you walk in somewhere a bar, or club, you see somebody that you wanna, get with even tho, you kno, you will never see them again...

i did that for the yep factor.. walk in and point and just say yep!

by bgurl007 October 9, 2008

African Sun Protection Factor

Fact: The skin of an average Negro has an inherent SPF of 13.4 due to the high concentration of melanin.

Check out that darkie.I bet his African sun protection factor is 45.

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011