English teacher

The teacher that hates your guts and sends you to the office for closing a waterbottle and lets you out late

Friend 1: “Yo Gerald, guess what the English teacher did today!”
Gerald: “What now?”
Friend: “She send Dwayne to the office for closing a waterbottle during class!”
Gerald: “Time to f***ing k*ll her.”
Friend: “Man, sign me up.”

by Whatisthis_sorcery November 28, 2024

English Language

Is buttcheeks.

I love etymology but every time I look up a definition of an English word, its buttcheeks. The English language is buttcheeks.

by Audreybodaisey December 14, 2024

English éclair

When you cum inside a man and shit down their back turning them into an éclair

"John gave matt an English éclair and made a mess all over the bed-"

by Dawn7274 January 13, 2025

Engrish

1. English spoken by non-native speakers
2. AAVE, idk why it counts
3. Polandball speak

1. Person 1: “I took a day of rife!” Person 2: “Wat? You speak Engrish!”
2. Person 1: “Ok ma homies, I wanna get that thin’ or I'm gettin’ mad!”
3. “Polan cannot into space”

by Polandballer May 14, 2025

English Rain

The act of getting stabbed, named after the frequent occurrence of knife attacks in England.

Jackson was thinking about getting a stab proof vest, on account of English Rain.

by PsySlop May 31, 2025

English Tree Tv

A goofy ahh channel about learning letters, colors, numbers, and more

Did i forget to mention the pfp? The pfp is a oak tree with a face.

English Tree TV is brainrot! Why are you watching it?

by Ganado June 6, 2025

English Egg Salad

When your girl shits eggy diarrhea into your salad while you are eating it, normally combines with other feces or human excrement such as semen or urine

“Hey babe, what do you fancy for dinner tonight?”
“Can we have an English Egg Salad?”

by chickfilamastar August 7, 2025