eat cake 

to drink alcohol heavily

Come eat cake tonight at my apartment!!! There will be jungle juice and a gin bucket--bring your friends!

eat cake by kollege kid January 23, 2009

eat a hoe 

Basically you eat out a hoe. It can be also used to tell a person to shut up because they're hungry.

Man: You know what?
Man 2: What?
Man: Eat a hoe!

eat a hoe by whwhenyouwakeup January 30, 2017

Eat the cheese 

To Masturbate ones genitalia, or (Beat your meat)

Hand me the lotion, I need to eat the cheese.

Eat the cheese by 5Mrclutch December 30, 2014

Eat My Breakfast 

Similar to a rim job or to toss the salad, however, it occurs after your lover has defecated.

1. She was such a whore that I made her eat my breakfast.
2. That chick is so hot. I would so eat her breakfast.

Eat My Breakfast by jmclane2 March 4, 2008

Eat me raw 

To eat out ass. A variation of “tossing salad”.

I want you to eat me raw.

Eat me raw by Fuck puppy August 8, 2018

eat your soul 

to eat ones soul

Put the soul in the soul in the bag or i will eat your soul

when ur grandma trys to give u a kiss she secretly snips off ur penis then u say u ate my soul grandma then she gets a hotdog bun and chillie and makes a coney dog outta ur dick then she stuffs the hole thing in one bite viousiosly and turns to a jew and kils saintan wif one blow to his hairy pussy and gets eattin out by a very very old dog

eat your soul by JoeCalcs February 20, 2009

eat and beat 

similar to the wake-and-shake; the act of masturbating immediately or soon after eating a meal, kind of like dessert

Man am I hungry. I could really go for an eat and beat.

eat and beat by Poundtowner January 19, 2010