Definitions by 5Mrclutch

Eat the cheese

To Masturbate ones genitalia, or (Beat your meat)

Hand me the lotion, I need to eat the cheese.

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Chode thumbs or (Clubbed) are abnormally short and stubby thumbs that are fat at the top and short throughout.

Meagan Fox is beautiful, but she has chode thumbs!

Chode Thumbs by 5Mrclutch September 22, 2014

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