Definitions by 5Mrclutch

Eat the cheese 

To Masturbate ones genitalia, or (Beat your meat)

Hand me the lotion, I need to eat the cheese.

Eat the cheese by 5Mrclutch December 30, 2014

Chode Thumbs 

Chode thumbs or (Clubbed) are abnormally short and stubby thumbs that are fat at the top and short throughout.

Meagan Fox is beautiful, but she has chode thumbs!

Chode Thumbs by 5Mrclutch September 22, 2014