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Bear Diet calorie bar

The modern day pemmican is a little more protein, than it used to be and the ancient Picts ( according to roman military accounts) ate a fat and dried meat in a pouch, eat about 1 oz as a survival food, and they could track through the sub artic highlands of Scotland for weeks on lichen and this fat.

I wonder if my second favorite proffessional sports compition, strong man competition ever considered pemmican? Your basic nutrition but most of your calories are fat and it is a non stop Keto burn...The Picts held off the Romans for centuries on mostly Pemmican.

Pemmican is a calorie-rich, nutrient-dense survival food from North American Indigenous traditions, made from dried, pounded meat mixed with rendered fat (like suet) and sometimes dried berries (like saskatoon or cranberries) for flavor and nutrients. This high-protein mixture was crucial for voyageurs and explorers, offering long-lasting energy, and can be eaten raw or added to stews, with a shelf life of decades, essentially being the original power bar.
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The Minstrel Diet

When one lives on one large bag of minstrels and water everyday.
Fatty : Hey i'm on the minstrel diet
Extreme Fatty: It didnt work for me.
Skinny: It worked for me
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Akin's Diet

When a person is akin' wild. A play on the phrase "acting wild". When someone doesn't make sense or is acting uncontrollable. Usually when drunk..
Chris: "I'm soooo drunk help me!! I don't know where I live!" (Vomits on own show)
Mike: "Are you on the Akin's Diet right now man?!? Cuz; you akin' wild!!!"
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red ring of deth

turtwig NS:i just got a xbox

iHasModmanHD:woo wana play online?

turtwig NS: no i just got red ring of deth

iHasModmanHD: omg mee too

i <3 my xbox bitch!
by iHasModmanHD November 22, 2011
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Chuck Adkins Diet

After eating, using vomit inducing substances so that you don't have to use your fingers.

Can be used as a prank, or mainly by Bulimics who don't like poking their throats to puke.

"Chuck" comes from "Upchuck", to throw up.
Have you seen donna? I heard she is on the chuck adkins diet.
Makes her body look TIGHT.

"What is the Chuck adkins diet? It's like the Atkins diet, except all calories in, all calories out, you get me?"
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Viral mud butt diet

When you have a case of sickness and everything you have taken in or are taking in via mouth, evacuates itself out your ass in a watery, muddy consistncey for a lengthy period of time.
'After eating that seafood I had a serious case of the Viral mud butt diet!'

Or

'I knew the flu was going around, and it hit me hard with a case of the Viral mud butt diet.'
by nurse hotpants March 27, 2012
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Post-ratchet diet

What you eat after being a fuckin ratchet
After a night on the town--being drunk bitches and clubbing-- A and B find themselves hongry.

A: Fuuuuuck, some animal-style fries at In-n-Out sound soooo good right now.
B: Yee! Post-ratchet diet!!
by Ivanizerrr November 27, 2012
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