Long-dirt

"Long-Dirt, is the look one achieves when they don't have enough facial hair to grow a beard. Their face has these little patches of hair, like weeds invading your yard.

That shit sprouting on your face looks like "long-dirt".

by verobeach1970 September 17, 2014

blow the dirt condom

giving oral sex to a penis with a condom that was just in your ass.

"why would you blow the dirt condom, don't you talk enough shit?"

by hadiaha August 16, 2009

Giving the Dirt Worm a Massage

When you have anal intercourse with another person and the anus prolapses, you then stroke the anus, resembling a massage.

What are you doing, John?
Giving the dirt worm a massage, David.

by Beet Meet November 27, 2019

one with the dirt

Where you cannot take it anymore so you merge with mother Earth. Very cool.

Person 1: Fuck this im out.
Person 2 : Where are u going?
Person 1: im gonna be one with the dirt
*magically gets merges with dirt*
Person 2: what in the actual fuc-

by Imagine being alive. Amirite? February 21, 2021

Costa Rican Dirt Bike

The act of two men riding together on a dirt bike or motorcycle and the man riding in the rear gives a hand job to man driving the bike.

I saw Joe and Will riding together on Joes motor cycle and Will was giving Joe a Costa Rican Dirt Bike.

by Ian N. March 25, 2023

Ass dirt

known as the left over crap that doesn't get wiped off when one is finished cleaning their ass after taking a chocolate nugget.
Usually guys have this problem the most since its harder to clean a harry ass.

me:hey man? whats the best way to get rid of ass dirt

friend: bleach and a scrub brush .

me: wow Ive never seen my asshole so clean :)

by the lomondo September 2, 2013

Jar of Dirt

A small internet fad created when a Pirates of the Carribean 2 fan created a song from the famous POTC2 phrase, "...come to negotiate, you slimy git? Look what I've got. I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it..." said by the character Jack Sparrow. The main centre for this fad is the site YTMND, although many videos for the song "I've Got a Jar of Dirt Remix" have been uploaded to Youtube.

Did you see the latest Jar of Dirt YTMND?

No, but I just watched one of the song videos.

by P A Smith December 9, 2008