cuntysquire

Idiotic, nasty, spineless. A person who either acts like or resembles a cunt.

That teacher is a right cuntysquire.

by Brock Manson June 22, 2006

crusty cumface

After Receiving oral sex on the beach, proceed to cum on the females face and then dunk her head into the sand, creating a crusty cumface.

I got my revenge on that cheating bitch by giving her a crusty cumface before dumping her

by violentjoe December 14, 2008

crusty boomers

Baby Boomers who are luddites, technophobes or just stuck in an old way of thinking.

I'm tired of all these cool gadgets being struck down by crusty boomers. They need to get over their fear of anything embraced by younger generations.

Oh great! Another crusty boomer dissing my piercings.

by One who can't be named December 8, 2006

cunty lugs

noun; from Scottish - cunty, meaning resembling a vagina, and lugs, meaning ears. Literally, "ears resembling a vagina". Popular insult in the North East of Scotland.

Correct Usage:
"What you looking at, cunty lugs?"

Incorrect Usage:
"Doctor, I'd like to discuss plastic surgery to correct my cunty lugs".

by lemmybarnet November 2, 2008

Crusty Eyes

After a female falls asleep after having sex, you proceed to wipe your cum in her eyes. When she wakes up her eyes will be crusty.

After I fucked that bitch, she fell asleep because I wore that ass out. I then smeared my cum in her eyes and when she woke up, she had crusty eyes.

by Rob Is My Name January 11, 2009

crusty cristy

the action rubbing a girls ass cheeks together while she is sharting, letting it dry, and then performing anal sex with her

I love to give my girlfriend a crusty cristy.

by jimlustylip September 16, 2010

Cuntyboob

little whores like a tucan in a jail with a hose on it

-mate imma murk you

-no you wont

-yeah I will with my mates

...(nothing happens)

-this man is a cuntyboob

by Hugo the serpent August 11, 2011