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Brexit third-country status woes

Any new negative consequence of post-Brexit Britain's third country status. From school kids being trapped for 14 hours on buses at Dover to the general decline in quality of life that UK citizens share under a conservative government.
Geriatric Tory confuses herself over her third-country national status as the UK is no longer a member of the EU and France has no obligation to pander to the UK's Brexit third-country status woes over issues like the delayed Dover crossings.
by Joe Smiff April 3, 2023
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contact counselling

An informal method of workplace relations training. When a junior employee steps out of line or is generally making a fool of himself in the workplace, a more senior employee in a mentoring-type role may engage the young man in an intensive, one-on-one session of Contact Counselling to set him on the right path.

Usually these sessions take place at or after closing time, in secluded surrounds such as the parking lot or behind the locker room. A session is usually quite short, and there is rarely need for a second round of counselling once lessons have been learned from the first.
Frankie: "Yo Johnno, do you know what's up with Bobbie? He called in sick this morning."

Johnno: "He was getting a bit lippy yesterday so I gave him some Contact Counselling in the car park after work. I guess he's still home recovering."

Frankie: "Heh, that should teach the kid some sense."
by Drunky McStumble May 25, 2010
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Contadger

To have a contagious disease on the tip of your penis/tadger
"I shagged a bird from Methil last night and now I've got a Contadger."
by TheContadgerBadger February 28, 2015
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ceunt

A very cute cunt...usually shaved bald and very well kept
Julie always claimed to have a really nice ceunt, I have to admit , she was right, so I licked it for about 60 minutes!!!
by TAP17 November 20, 2022
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Anti-Contact

(Of a paraphile) Against acting on their attractions.
I would never do anything with a child. I am an anti-contact MAP.
by Shugunou January 14, 2023
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one for contact

if somebody punches you, you are allowed to call one for contact and punch them back without any repercussions.
Rules:
- The return punch must be around the same strength as the original one.
- If the person who calls one for contact is a pussy and doesn't want to hit the original person, then they can pass the

one for contact over to another person.
- If a person calls one for contact they can save it for later, however it expires by midnight that night.
Jeff: "fuck you kenny!"(punch)
Kenny: "one for contact, Jeff"
Kenny: (punch)
by KennyJeff May 1, 2019
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Cross Country

The only pure sport, the winner is the one who takes the most pain. We dont play with balls, we have balls. The balls that separates XC from any other sport.
I almoast passed out that last Cross Country race, Thank god i have balls.
by Croeni September 21, 2009
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