christmas penis

When you decorate your penis with baubles and tinsel with an angel sitting on top

I showed her my Christmas Penis but she wasn't amused

by Santa's a little pervert December 2, 2013

Christmas lights

To decorate your house at Christmas time for it to be judged.

Neighbours often challenge each other to see who has the best style and most lights. It can get pretty hectic at times.

Tiffany: I give that house an 8/10 because the Christmas lights don't match.

John: oh, look at that one. There was probably some neighbour competition there.

Tiffany: agreed.

by Turtlelover24 December 18, 2013

Christmas Tree

A bowl of weed topped off with a bump of cocaine,looking like a pine tree after the first snow.

Pol: "Yo, Tito came over with blow and put it on that last bowl."

K-Dawg:" No shit, homie hooked us up with a Christmas Tree."

by Tito_el_Bambino November 17, 2016

christmas tree

what john shoves up his ass every Christmas.

oh christmas tree oh christmas tree...

by anonymous June 8, 2003

Christmas

A holiday on the 25th of December. It is originally meant to celebrate the birth of Christ, but in recent times has also become a secular holiday of sorts, with Santa Claus as its icon. The celebration of Christmas varies between cultures form highly religious to highly secular, but in the West it is usually a combination. Some say, with good reason, that it has become overly commercial. Though its commercialization is parallel to its secularization, it is not an unavoidable result of secularization.

Merry Christmas!

by Malfacteur December 11, 2003

Christmas Poo

when you have done something to make your shit discoloured (green) with blood in it

Pete: went on a serious binge for two weeks, did a christmas poo.

Liam: did you decorate it with all gold?

by Lam-wod February 12, 2007

Russian Christmas

Russian Christmas: Verb: To drink large quantities of vodka in order to become intoxicated. Especially denoted when a person shakes the shot glass like a silver Christmas bell to consume the last drop.

Guy # 1: Aaaaaaw man. That Russian Christmas was a bad idea. I got super wasted and finished that whole bottle.

Guy # 2: I know dude, you were jingling every drop outta those shots.

by The Diagonal Dog May 18, 2010