Carter

A total goof, and an amazing person. He makes any girl feel like he has a crush on them. He’s kind, crazy, and funny. Anyone with a Carter in their life is a lucky person.

“Heyyyy Carter”
“Hey um nice... shiiiirt?”

by (><) November 6, 2020

Carter Clyde

A man that beats up homeless people and has a abnormally large penis

Did you hear about Carter Clyde’s penis?

by I’m not Carter November 8, 2020

Carter

Carter is a guy who gets all the girls. He will not like any of them tho. He also is the most caring and funny person alive. He can bring a whole room to life with just one sentence. Not only that but he is very smart

Carter likes Bella they should date

by dino_mcfatty November 13, 2020

Carter

A person who is ultimately the most hypocritical person in existence.

They make harassing jokes toward their female friends and address them as humor.

Person 1: "Do you wipe standing up or sitting down?"
Person 2: "Stop asking weird questions"
Person 1: "Answer. It's important. Do it or kiss me."
Person 2: "Stop, you're acting like a fucking Carter"

by joshyandcarterhater November 15, 2020

carter

a person, typically a man, who carts.

matthew: hey, we should hang out with aden some time
ethan: no, he's a carter
matthew: ew, fuck that

by xXx_pantysnake69_xXx November 30, 2020

Carter Ebert

Carter is a man that gives big dick vibes but has an extremely small penis. This is to hide the fact that he is gay, currently he is in the denial stage of being gay but the people around him know he is. This is mainly because he participates in the gay, I mean cross country. He tends to masturbate by just looking at a wall and with no content however in his head he is usually thinking about his male friends. Carter is a nice guy but on the low he wants to do some nasty things to his close male friends. And never forget a carter always reads a book from the 1930s to run from his problems.

"Damn that man reminds me of Carter Ebert." said Lawrence
"Yo did you see him smacking that dudes ass, he gives me Carter Ebert vibes." said Jaitan

by Kuaneek December 7, 2020

cardee vestra

Somebody who will fuck your sister and your dad at the same time and then sing to you about it. Absolute savage he is, an extremely underrated artist who originated from soundcloud.

Virgin: Are you seriously listening to that new Cardee Vestra song? That mumble trash?

Chad: Yes, because I am simply on a more elevated wavelength and thus have a more superior taste in audio than you, now go kill yourself.

by NarutoCumsInMe December 8, 2020