carsonify

when u put callmecarsons face on random shit

"i carsonifyed an image of my brothers toes"

by teko.jpeg November 24, 2020

CarsOnBluray2

CarsOnBluray2 was the leader of “Cars Revolution” an army that lasted less than 1 month as Twittor sus-pended members of the group. He know dedicates himself to posting quality videos.

CarsOnBluray2 is so hot and post quality tweets wish I was him.

by Big Balls Harold May 27, 2021

CARSONFOLES1

CARSONFOLES1 is the greatest player in Football Fusion history

CARSONFOLES1 IS SEXY

by CARSONFOLES1 June 23, 2021

Carsonism

Carsonism is the religion that revolves around worshiping Carson aka God himself. Carson holds a very strong power that no other regular mortal could ever posses. He is God and is the one to follow in life. He does as he pleases so you better make sure to please him.

"Hey have you heard about Carsonism?" "Yeah i have actually, im joining their ceremony tomorrow." "Great, cant wait to see you there."

by Carsons most loyal acolyte September 30, 2021

carsonpookiepoo

Carsonpookiepoo is the best, funniest, coolest mutuals I could ever have. I love them

Fan- who is that?

Jamespottersgrave- who is that? That is carsonpookiepoo of course.

Fan- wow they are so cool

by Jamespottersgrave biggest fan! August 26, 2021

carsonified

The state of being so unfathomably stupid, dense, stunned, moronic, imbecilic, and doltish that mental and intellectual capabilities can no longer be measured on the standard IQ scale. Epithet usually only designated to those who show sub-primitive cognizance such as Neanderthals, Cro-Magnons, Australopithecus, and extremely feebleminded Homo Sapiens.

"Oh my god Everett! Look at how immeasurably braindead that short blond guy is!"
"Man oh man! If he isn't on copious amounts of hard drugs, I'd say he's carsonified!"
"I sure hope I'm never stupid enough to suffer from carsonification!"

by not-a-gremlin January 22, 2023

Carsonned

When someone gets their career put in jeopardy by the group chat

"he just got carsonned by the group chat"

by Hurricanesfan123 February 24, 2023