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cardboard coder

A cardboard cutout of a program or web coder. Often when trouble shooting code as soon as you ask another person to review the code you find the problem, often in jest it is suggested that a cardboard coder is employed.
I have this problem with this piece of code, oh never mind, cardboard coder to the rescue!
by Apolloeye November 19, 2009
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card whore

a person, primarily a woman, that is usually prude that sends everyone cards for birthdays or other ocassions. this woman usually has very large breasts.
"dude that girl says she doesnt want to bone but she keeps sending me cards every holiday"

"haha thats funny she sends me cards to"

"she must be a card whore!!"
by ssjumper89 November 19, 2009
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card-on

1. When a person who plays trading card games (e.g. Yu-Gi-Oh, Magic the Gathering) enters a state of euphoria after acquiring a rare, valuable, or otherwise useful card, usually from a booster pack.

2. When a person who trades or collects cards of any sort strongly desires to obtain a specific card.
1. "Dude, when I pulled that Jester's Hat back in '92, I got such a card-on!"

2. As the young boy stared hungrily through the card store's glass front, he experienced his first card-on for the vintage Babe Ruth rookie card.
by Legsman February 10, 2010
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CardDragon

Master writer, a person who makes a lot of friends.
Often not respected by his family.
A person with no luck in getting a girl friend.
Speed walks through the halls.
Not much of a social life.
A brilliant person, with brilliant dreams.
In summary, deals with what life throws at the person
by writing.
loner hermit dreamer CardDragon
by Jiva Dreams September 20, 2010
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cardiac closer

Cardiac Closer: a sales rep who meets his quota commitment just before, or at the deadline due to lack of preparation. The mental and physical state of the person resembles palpitating behaviors that could lead to full system overload. Coined by Hustle and Flow author Javier Lopez in his book: "Witnessing The Pressure Syndrome."
John was behind on hitting his sales quota for the month, and with two days left went into a frenzy of last minute sales attempts to achieve his commission. His blood pressure went through the roof, he was irritated, sweaty and down right mean. John is one of those cardiac closers.
by Lawrencelot October 23, 2011
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Cardboardios

Off-brand cheerios that you find in the dining halls at your college. No matter what you put on them or in your cereal with them, they still taste like cardboard.
They didn't have anything good in the dining hall this morning, so I had to settle for Cardboardios.
by Dudewithaslug October 30, 2011
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Cardboard Drunk

Noun - One who consumes and then becomes intoxicated off absolutely disgusting but relatively cheap boxed wine. Franzia is a common favorite, especially among poor college students.
Better not go into the room with them. Franzia friday is out of control... "thanks for that. Cardboard drunks are so annoying."
by audis4guy November 22, 2011
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