Calebs are typically the absolute COOLEST motherfuckers around. Calebs may get ZERO bitches, but they are the best kind of person to hang out with.
Simp 1: "Hey, have you seen Caleb around? I want to hang out with him, he's cool as fuck."
Simp 2: "Nah, he's probably out somewhere getting zero hoes again."
Simp 2: "Nah, he's probably out somewhere getting zero hoes again."
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An extremely intelligent guy that's always using long words to explain complex concepts. He criticizes, but if he is your friend, he will never judge you. He can be insensitive at times, but super sweet at other times. He has a beautiful mind and a beautiful soul. He is the type of person you can't help but admire. He is good at understanding people, at seeing their point, at being unbiased, or at least knowing when he is biased. He is really buff, and very dedicated to that which he is interested in. He has very high standards for himself, but doesn't think of himself as a failure when he doesn't get as far as he wants, he just does better the next time. Have I mentioned he's really smart? He can be annoying to people who don't enjoy thinking as a form of entertainment. He has bright, intelligent hazel eyes that make you melt, but they are usually hidden by his glasses. He is talented, but he never sees it, he just sees what he needs to improve. Despite being smarter than most people, he still tries to get along with and understand them. He is the type of person you would be willing to stay in a friendzone for.
An extremely intelligent guy that's always using long words to explain complex concepts. He criticizes, but if he is your friend, he will never judge you. He can be insensitive at times, but super sweet at other times. He has a beautiful mind and a beautiful soul. He is the type of person you can't help but admire. He is good at understanding people, at seeing their point, at being unbiased, or at least knowing when he is biased. He is really buff, and very dedicated to that which he is interested in. He has very high standards for himself, but doesn't think of himself as a failure when he doesn't get as far as he wants, he just does better the next time. Have I mentioned he's really smart? He can be annoying to people who don't enjoy thinking as a form of entertainment. He has bright, intelligent hazel eyes that make you melt, but they are usually hidden by his glasses. He is talented, but he never sees it, he just sees what he needs to improve. Despite being smarter than most people, he still tries to get along with and understand them. He is the type of person you would be willing to stay in a friendzone for.
by Hellawedd13322 January 20, 2022
Get the Caleb mug.Manipulative, cocky, gaslighting, theatre kid, charming, angry dude. If you find a Caleb, you better watch out. At first, he comes across as sweet and nice, but when you get to know him better, you’ll see his lying, bitter, and self-absorbed side. He’s the type of guy who would get a perm or get a lip tattoo for attention. He’ll also make you pay for any and all drinks or meals he wants if y’all are hanging out together. He can be entertaining as a friend though, and if you’re ever in need of a partner to walk with you or shop with you, he’s more than happy to go along for the ride.
Girl 1: Man, I really need someone to go to the store with me so I don’t feel so alone, since it’s Valentine’s Day and all…
Girl 2: I usually bring Caleb with me, even though he’s kinda obnoxious.
Girl 2: I usually bring Caleb with me, even though he’s kinda obnoxious.
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Get the Caleb mug.Jeremey exclaimed “you shit yourself”.I replied as everyone was looking at me, “that was a Caleb Move.”
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