Couched

When you ask a girl if you can spend the night at her house (with the hope of getting in the bed) but she puts you on the couch.

"I spent the night at her house"
Whaaaaat??!! You slept with her?
(With shame) "I slept on the couch"
HAHAHAHA!!! You got COUCHED!!!!

by Cousin P December 18, 2013

couch stuffing

The placing of ones foot on the head of another, pressing firmly until the head is submerged completely into the cushion thus deafening the screams while sodomy is performed

Jeff called Bonnie into the living for her nightly couch stuffing.

by Couch stuffer December 31, 2014

Fucking the Couch

Staying in a Relationship with someone who brings little to the relationship, especially in bed.

When you realize that your sex partner or FWB could be anyone, and has no special meaning to you.

You might as well be Fucking the Couch

"Are you still seeing that girl?"

"Yeah, I am still Fucking the Couch!"

by JimmyJamez November 16, 2011

humping the couch

To overtly perform an emotion, state-of-being or sentiment, when one has no direct experience with the thing performed. Inspired by Tom Cruise's appearance on Oprah in May 2005. In telling about his love affair with Katie Holmes, Cruise jumped up and down like a rabid chimpanzee and, quite literally, humped the couch. The act of humping the couch is synonymous with being overly affected. As Cruise surely had no idea what it looks or feels like to be in love, he resorted to air humping near furniture.

Those kids at the Phish concert drive BMWs and live in the suburbs, yet they dress like hippies. All their talk about world peace is just humping the couch if you ask me.

by Eric J. Gordon August 27, 2005

couch potato

Quite simply, a potato that is on the couch

"That spud is definately a couch potato"
"You mean, as opposed to an ottoman potato?"

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 9, 2005

Caught Em

To fake out someone, usually in basketball or just fake out in general
Also, see Swirls

Kid 1: Look, a UFO!
Kid 2: WHERE?!
Kid 3,4,5:(ALL AT ONCE)CAUGHT EM!

by Edword s January 8, 2006

coucher

A french -er verb meaning "to have sex". It was derived from the verb "se coucher" meaning "to go to bed" for non-sexual purposes.

The verb was popualrized by the song by Lady Marmalade with lyrics saying "Voulez-vous choucher avec moi? (Ce soir)" which is incorrect as far as grammar goes. The form is used in the polite form, indicating that the two people have never met.

Pronounced like "Koo-shay" and not "Kow-cher".

Tu veux coucher avec moi ce soir?

by ƤoliticĀll¥_Corrəct February 21, 2010