shit brick

the term affectionately given to one mr ivan hairball, newcastle, australia. popularised in the early 2000's through constant heckling by his uni mates.
presently abbreviated to either "brick" or "shit", depending on the situation.

"oi brick, gettus another beer..."

by dude May 30, 2004

bloody brick eater

1) Orally pleasing a woman while she is taking a dump and having her period.

2) Eating bricks with ketchup or tomato sauce.

3) Having a blood feast of pussy and poop.

"Hey i earned my rights as a vampire and a brown-chin"

"Oh dude you bloody brick eater son of a gun"

"Yeah Dawg. Oh by the way your mom says hi"

by Samurai - Anji April 23, 2008

shit a brick

A serious case of constipation;
an expression of shock.

Guy 1: Aw, jeez! I shouldn't have ate all that food... I'm shitting a brick here!

Guy 1: When you bid on that son-of-a-bitch, I almost shit a brick!

by Drake Aldan March 9, 2003

brick

slang term used for cold.

Make sure you put on a coat, because it's brick outside.

by Sobeida December 28, 2005

Cunt A Brick

an expression one would say after eg. stubbing their toe etc. replaces the term shit a brick, with the word cunt in the place of shit

George kicks his toe- "ahh cunt a brick!"

by Drewza May 2, 2007

brick

prison term for out of prison, "hitting da brick" means to get out of prison

When i hit da brick im gonna get drunk.

by Danny Occh February 11, 2005

yellow brick road

Taking tea bagging to another level by placing your balls on someones face and proceding to drag them all over another face.

kid: yo dude what happend to lisa the other night she woke up saw a vid of the previous night and ran out crying.

kids2: lol i fucking did the yellow brick road on that hoe.

by chocolateballz December 30, 2009