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Brandon

Brandon is a person that sometimes you can count on, but most of the time you can. He will always be there when you need him. When you start to talk to him he’s shy, but the more you talk the more you fall inlove with him. He knows how to love a person but is cautious. Nothing scares him and he will never fail to amaze you.
by butmeeeeeeem July 16, 2023
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Brandon Klingerman

A man with absolutely gyatt worthy booty cheeks that will make any man go full axel in Harlem mode when they see him bouncing down the street with his absolutely massive dumpy
I saw Brandon Klingerman on my way to work today, safe to say I definitely “got to work” after that (;.
by YouTuber”jaystation” August 23, 2023
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Brandon

An annoying orchestra student that is stuck up and plays war thunder every day.
person 1:Oh great Brandon is coming

person 2: who’s brandon?
person 1: a dude that spends all of his life talking about tanks and planes that only plays the violin
by woah.thatsgay October 10, 2023
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Boomerang Brendan

When you kiss a girl, slam into her face, and fall back rapidly. The girl should feel as if a boomerang hit her face.
Paddy wrecked Bogard's face with one of the famous "Boomerang Brendan" maneuvers.
by Kyle-the-Cocksucker June 16, 2016
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Mark Brendanaquitz

A term for a person who gives up or quits easily and or unnecessarily. It is a play on the name "Mark Brendanawicz", a character on the popular show "Parks and Recreation". It originated on the show "Parks and Recreation", during the 24th episode of the 2nd season, entitled "Freddy Spaghetti".
Leslie Knope: Mark Brendanawicz? More like Mark Brendanaquitz.

Mark Brendanaquitz are quitters.
by PositivelyPisces May 23, 2018
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David Brandon

Douchebag; (also known as) The guy who runs childhood dreams into the ground
Bro: dude, toys r us is closing
Other Bro: yea it was that douchebag, David Brandon
by Ryan Peterman August 4, 2018
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anti-brendan

“I’m anti-brendan”
oh so you’re a homosexual?”
by JackIsGay6969 August 10, 2018
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