Beef King 

One who enters a yearlong beef-eating contest against one or more opponents and, at the end of the year, wins.

Despite his recent glorious coronation, the Beef King was having a bad day due to his raging prion-induced seizures.

Beef King by Anonymous December 5, 2004

beef nuggets 

A synonym for phrases like oh shit, son of a bitch, damn it. Famously invented by Jessipoo who thinks anything to do with nuggets is comical, and also has an obsession with cows.

Jessipoo: "Awww beef nuggets I dropped my pencil."
Dezipoo: "you're such a tard-muffin, I LOVE IT!"

beef nuggets by TGPFTW October 1, 2011

Beef Cake

Originating in the 1860's the Beef Cake was a medievel Festival involving stuffing living cows with assorted flours.

Thar be a fine Beef Cake, yummay!

Beef Cake by Clara Hill September 30, 2004

BEEF-TWAT 

noun, a woman who brags to others about a fictional sex life, which is based loosely in the happenings of reality

did you overhear Missy being a BEEF-TWAT again, just listen to her pour out those tremendous lies laced with her false sexual innuendo, as she motions toward Garrett with her finger.

BEEF-TWAT by Travis J. October 8, 2007

Beef Taquito 

When a man or she-male with an uncircumcised penis has anal sex with a woman who is dirty, and nasty. After a few thrusts you pull out you penis and; you have a Beef Taquito which is when your penis has corn and other un-digested food particles on the foreskin from your partner's anal cavity.

Cole: Man last night I was fuckin' this nasty girl, when I finished, my dick looked like a Beef Taquito.

Andrew: A Beef Taquito?, dude you should never tell that story, that's fuckin' nasty!!!

Beef Taquito by JulianaBenton December 26, 2008

beef n onion 

gay a person that either wants a relationship with another man or to be in a relationship with another man or wants to involve himself in sexual intercourse with another man.

look at that beef n onion

beef n onion by Tepee December 6, 2005

beef straps 

When two large raw Whopper patties are placed between the legs of a girl at birth.

Damn! I get inside dem buns and put some special sauce on dem beef straps!

beef straps by Ryan August 13, 2003