beef machine

A big burly man who does nothing but has sex. That's all he does.

My man Brandon is a beef machine.

by Schmungle June 06, 2017

Beef Bracelet

A crude description of the art of fisting a female.

Yo nigga, did you wear her like a beef bracelet last night?

by yellowrosemage July 14, 2021

Creamed Beef

The act of taking a dump, rising, turning around, and then ejaculating on top of the shit. If there are multiple persons doing this, it’s called a Franko experiment.

It wasn’t until Brad walked into the bathroom to piss that he saw why Josh was moaning so loud this morning. In the toilet sat a helpful serving of creamed beef.

by willyblake203 March 23, 2019

Beef Skillet

A sexual experience in which two fat guys have a skinny girl between them and once the fat guys are all sweaty, they flip over.

Dustin and I have to gain some weight before we can beef skillet you.

by Liver and Oignons June 27, 2011

Hag Beef

When the lips,and clitoris of one's Vagina become so distended and floppy that it instantly brings to mind what one would think a Hag's

Meat funnel would look like.

"No way don't do it man,I've seen her naked.Her pussy is totally Hag Beef."
"Ugh,I was watching this porn,every chick in it was rocking some major Hag Beef."
"I'm down for some Hag Beef sandwiches."

by Solomon's Grave November 11, 2013

Eating Beef

A way to describe someone who has been working out and lifting weights. This implies that they eat a lot of protein, such as beef.

"Damn bro you're getting buff. You've been eating beef."

by JohnTWend August 13, 2008

Beef Jerk

Giving a handjob to someone that you hate i.e have beef with.

Kyle's such a dick, but still i ending up wanking him off. I'll never beef jerk again..

by frogurban745 September 21, 2019