Apple Sauced

Ridiculing a person about his or her iPod, iPhone, iPad or other Apple product.

Person 1 (to Person 3): Oh awesome, is that the new iPhone 4? I've heard if you get a case, you can upgrade it to actually make phone calls.

Person 2: Ohhhhh SNAP! Someone just got apple sauced!

by jCAc10 November 11, 2010

Apple

Wow, seriously? You have nothing better to do than ask Urban Dictionary what an apple is? Get a life.

Apples are vegetables.

by Tumbleflop February 13, 2018

apple computer

1.)Something less than a PC.

2.)A useless item.

3.)A tool used by generally evil people to do wrong.

OMG your apple computer sucks. PC OWNS APPLE.

I'd gladly trade an apple computer for a rock.

Satan uses apple computers to control ignorant people.

by PC fan July 3, 2003

apple emoji

The apple emoji is known as the sexual red emoji, for valentine usually.

The red apple emoji symbolizing "I love you🍎"

by Unknown 89078 December 24, 2017

apple ginar

The apple ginar is a phrase used to describe a woman's vagina. Sometimes a woman's vagina is kinda 'goopy' like apple pie filling.

Man, I was all going down on her, and I was like, DAMN GIRL YOU HAVE THE NASTIEST APPLE GINAR I'VE EVER SEEN!

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

Apple-eptic Shock

This is a condition that can happen to a person who has recently purchased an Apple conputer. To them, the world seems a little duller, a little more nonsenseical. Simptoms include: Long blank gazes at the Apple's interface and/or hardware design, shutting out of external stimulous such as telephone, email or personal contact and in extreme cases the user may stop eating.

Oh man, it's not looking good. Geoff's been in Apple-eptic Shock since he got his new 12" PowerBook with superdrive and iPod at no extra charge.

by Ernst Schneider December 23, 2004

Apple Head

When you gift your significant other an apple product, and they give you the best head of your life.

“I just got my got my girl a MacBook Air” oh you goin get that apple head!”

by not a racist i promise March 2, 2020