Most of these people are fucking pussies. Although I am an American, I stand firm on that opinion. Most of the little shit American tourists go around in other nations, mostly Europe, doing any, if not all of the following:
a) Wearing a Canadian flag on their backpack/shirts
b) Pretending they're used to driving on the left
c) Watching a soccer (football) match and pretending they know what the fuck is going on and/or acting like they give a shit about what is happening on the field
d) Trying to use an English accent, but doing an Austrailian one instead. Dumb asses.
e) They're too busy thinking they'll be deemed an asshole or some bull shit like that instead of not giving a fuck and enjoying their vacation.
f) Say "mate" "wanker" "lad" "chap"
g) Pretend like they know what the difference is between Tony Blair and the Queen.
I personally have nothing against European views on anything above.
Who turned the tide in WWII? America. Where did most every day life inventions come from? Americans. Where was Lance Armstrong, one of the greatest motivational men in history, come from? America. Who first landed on the moon? An American. What kind of tourists are the biggest pussies? Americans.
a) Wearing a Canadian flag on their backpack/shirts
b) Pretending they're used to driving on the left
c) Watching a soccer (football) match and pretending they know what the fuck is going on and/or acting like they give a shit about what is happening on the field
d) Trying to use an English accent, but doing an Austrailian one instead. Dumb asses.
e) They're too busy thinking they'll be deemed an asshole or some bull shit like that instead of not giving a fuck and enjoying their vacation.
f) Say "mate" "wanker" "lad" "chap"
g) Pretend like they know what the difference is between Tony Blair and the Queen.
I personally have nothing against European views on anything above.
Who turned the tide in WWII? America. Where did most every day life inventions come from? Americans. Where was Lance Armstrong, one of the greatest motivational men in history, come from? America. Who first landed on the moon? An American. What kind of tourists are the biggest pussies? Americans.
by Mr. Gzella December 12, 2006
Get the american touristmug. i store that i like go to to check out the clearence rack for a cool t-shirt from anywhere from $6 - $20 (everything else in AE is overpriced).
by MITCHELL July 17, 2005
Get the American Eaglemug. A type of clothing brand along with abercrombie, aeropostale, and hollister that you are required to wear to even survive middle and high school.
Lisa: liek omg look at that boy wearing a nike shirt!
Brittany: omg i cant believe it! he's such a loser! lets go make fun of him for not wearing preppy cloths.
American eagle
Brittany: omg i cant believe it! he's such a loser! lets go make fun of him for not wearing preppy cloths.
American eagle
by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme December 4, 2006
Get the American eaglemug. 1. One who loves fast food, 200 lbs. toddlers, and road rage.
2. One who loves fireworks, beer, shotguns, and trailer parks.
3. Any combination of 1 and 2.
2. One who loves fireworks, beer, shotguns, and trailer parks.
3. Any combination of 1 and 2.
1. A proud American went to McDonalds.
2. The proud American walked out of his double-wide and shot some beer cans off his fence from his pick-up.
3. A proud American couple took their obese child to McDonalds, putting him in the bed to level the weight out.
2. The proud American walked out of his double-wide and shot some beer cans off his fence from his pick-up.
3. A proud American couple took their obese child to McDonalds, putting him in the bed to level the weight out.
by Cynical Douche Bag June 28, 2011
Get the Proud Americanmug. They sound like a bunch of faggots getting fucked with a dildo just shut up and kill your self Americans you fat lazy no good shits.
by English are trannys December 12, 2021
Get the American accentmug. by Dike sane November 12, 2018
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Get the american moneymug.