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Alabama China

Let's use the Alabama China so we don't have to wash dishes.
by CainisAble September 3, 2016
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alabama sand cutch

A vagina with legs and live in fields and. Chase people named Lil.
The Alabama sand cutch. Chased the man down and ducked him
by Lil neremy March 30, 2017
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Alabama garden hose

While getting a blowjob, you find you really need to pee. You suggest through body language that you're going to cum, but instead grab the back of their head and piss in their mouth.
My friend's mom was blowing me but I realized that she was ugly so I pulled out my Alabama Garden Hose.
by Uncle Screwj May 5, 2017
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Alabama Mammogram

Stevie gave Jenna an Alabama Mammogram last summer. She didn't complain. She said he has nice hands.
by ATXREX May 29, 2017
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Alabama Popemobile

The act of having anal or vaginal sex with a man that is operating a motor vehicle at highway speeds wherein the passenger straddles the driver reverse-cowgirl style so that they have to put their hands on the ceiling to steady themselves and, in doing so, look like a waving pope. This is all done while listening to Classic Southern Rock, preferably Lynrd Skynryd.
"I was on a long road trip with my girlfriend and she got really horny so I set the cruise control on a long stretch of highway and gave here the Alabama Popemobile.
by DickweedMcGgee October 6, 2017
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alabama steambath

The sexual act of urinating on a fecal excretion while it is passed through ones anus.
My adventurous girlfriend insisted upon an Alabama Steambath.
by Ducker-doodle October 28, 2017
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alabama corn on cob

the act of of shoving a raw corn on the cob in a girls ass for pleasure
jessica got bored on day so she did the alabama corn on cob
by NutNutBuster December 16, 2017
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