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Rip them a new asshole

To call someone out in terms of an argument ; to call someone out for their words.
"They're being such a bitch and spreading rumors. I'm about to rip them a new asshole."
by rileyb1318 February 18, 2018
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Blue ribbon asshole

The prize for being the supreme king of the asshole universe. Typically males in positions of power they have no business being in, these assholes are almost always washed up has-beens, alcoholics, or abusive sociopaths that are extraordinary prolific in their buffoonery despite their misgivings.
"That Kevin is no ordinary dick bag, he's a blue ribbon asshole!"
by HeroHandy May 7, 2019
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a snake bit my asshole

When you are going to take a poop and it stings and burns so much its almost like a snake crawled up your toilet and bit your anus
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 13, 2020
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Chads and Ashleys

"Chads and Ashleys" is an expression used to refer to the stereotypical group of young guys and girls who are spoiled and rich and live in "lily-white" suburbia. The Chads are known to pop their collars and use excessive product in their hair and use such terminology as "Bro". And an Ashley is a self consumed, fake, ditz who wears too much makeup, spends her daddy's money and uses terminology such as "OMG", "Like, Totally!" and "That's Hot!" and is usually a label whore.
Here is how you will recognize "Chads and Ashleys"
A Chad is the guy at the bar or party who eventually wants to fight everyone to prove that he is in fact a "Bro". Usually believes every girl in the bar wants him and will relentlessly hit on anything with hair.

An Ashley is the girl who is dressed like a hooker in sub 0 temperatures and is falling over drunk but says she's sober. Usually makes her self readily available to every single guy in the bar until later, taking anyone of them home. Then it is typical that she will deny or say that she doesn't remember doing so.

*Both are extremely mentally and emotionally unstable and have delusions of grandeur.
by Obzervative June 30, 2011
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sack of asshole

A person who is an asshole to such an extreme that they actually possess, the assholocity of multiple assholes.
by The Poison Sword May 25, 2006
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Motherfuckin-bitch-in-the-asshole

Oh Motherfuckin-bitch-in-the-asshole! I locked my keys in the car!!!
by Wanker420 January 28, 2009
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Asshole War

See 'Redhamic Asshad.'
(See 'Redhamic Asshad.')
by Nicolai June 10, 2004
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