2 on

eating ass and pussy

fuckboi: damn ma, wat can i do for ur digitsss bihhhhh
hoe: i love to get 2 onn~~
fuckboi: oh ma fuck shit ok i mean uh if u return the favor
hoe: nigga tf i am a virgin i only get it done to me, everything except penetrating tha shrimp tic tac dick, i dont do shit
fuckboi: den can we fuck after or wat
hoe: or what byeeeeee fuckaaaahhhhh i gtg get 2 on by ur dad

by urfuturestepmom April 28, 2017

2 Day Yard Sale

The act of shitting on someones chest and then fucking them. When this is complete you amaze them with another everything must go sale, and then you puke on their face just before you shoot your load of hot sticky cum all over the puke.

I was fucking this bitch last week and she made me take her to a "2 Day Yard Sale". I shit on the dumb cunts chest and then fucked her brains out. Just when she thought I was finished I puked all over her face and then busted a nut on my still steaming partially digested food.

by Mayor J October 6, 2008

2 Trump Tight

Single handedly the greatest R&B group Ever. There music has inspired millions all over the world. Diggin on you and Spank that Monkey are just 2 of this groups many great hits.

Man that 2 Trump Tight is off the hook my niggaz.

by I.B. Noone March 15, 2004

2-by-4

Not a word, but still, its good for describing someone you have called a 'plank' a million times before...

how do i put this?

by shiny-head, but not bald September 5, 2003

2 10

blow job...2nd letter of alphabet and 10th letter of the alphabet

Jen really loves giving 2 10s

by lola_of_the_night June 17, 2011

2 4 It

Acknowledgment that someone just did or said something stupid.

Usually said in a sarcastic and demeaning tone.

Mississippi resident: “Dude that shvelby (mullet) is tight he must pull all the fine bitches!”

Any one else: 2 4 It, F#&$ inbread idiot.

Other example

Seattle resident: I am going to put a definition on Urban Dictionary.

Friend: 2 4 It!

by Eno21 February 14, 2008

2 Defence

When a pure on runescape gets a defence level on accident.He then quits his pure cause of it.

Did u hear one last ko got 2 defence so he quit his pure?

by Derdader December 27, 2008