Zunking

Purposely shutting yourself while receiving a handjob from a cripple

I was at Heather's house and decided to start zunking while she got me off

by Big dick suckstron March 26, 2024

zunking

Going into a Subway while screaming the phrase “ZUNKY ZUNKY ZUNKY” repeatedly and ordering a foot long sandwich, and then going to the public restroom (if the given Subway has one) and fully inserting the sandwich into your anus while, again, repeatedly screaming the phrase “ZUNKY ZUNKY ZUNKY” loudly enough for all customers and employees to hear.

Person A: Wanna go zunking at Subway later?
Person B: Sure, what ingredients are you gonna put on yours this time?
Person C: ZUNKY ZUNKY ZUNKY

by 200FpsMango March 30, 2024

Zynfidel

Someone who doesn’t pop Zyns

“Yo, you want a Zyn?”
“No thanks, I’m a zynfidel.”

by NicoNation May 12, 2024

Zyniah

Zyniah is thee coolie gyal fr. She’s a party animal who loves to go out and turn up! But just because she’s a party animal doesn’t mean she’s not booksmart, she has her shit together. Zyniah is a loving, caring, and supporting person as long as you don’t get on her bad side(or she’s on her period). Also body tea!

Amadou: it's 420 you seen zyniah??

Jozel: Yeah she outsideeee smokin da ganja!!

by LucidLantern June 20, 2024

zonking

An onomatopoeia. Used to describe someone honking an airhorn at your face.

A: Woah what are you-
ZONK
A: WHAT
B: Calm down I was just zonking you.

by SamYT124-random June 22, 2024

zynfidel

A Muslim addicted to Zynn. A portmanteau of Zynn and infidel.

Not to be confused with zinfandel, the wine grape.

Person A: Brother, nicotine pouches are haram.
Person B: Astaghfirullah, I'm a zynfidel

by urbanscholar2 November 8, 2024

Zyni

Zyni is pretty, she say what ever is on her mind, she a baller, she sassy, don’t mess with Zyni, she don’t play about people she love, Zyni is one of the most pretty people in the world, Zyni humble

You like a Zyni you get a whole lot of money.

by anonymous March 22, 2025