The Great Zucchini

the great zucchini: only the most omnipotent vegetable ever. great served every way, for any meal, at any time of day.
loved by the high priestess of the vegetable patch; ceremonies include prostrating herself before it, etc.

Don't Fuck with The Great Zucchini just looking at it will make your legs shake and give out.

by Tron_Sucka April 5, 2006

Zucchini

A long slender fruit God created for Eve when Adam was experiencing erectile dysfunction. Since then, it has been widely marketed as the edible dildo.

Oh my God! Look at her ass! .......... Yeah, could use a zucchini up that.
Zoey loves eating zucchini, smelling zucchini, and taking it up the ass.
My wife was being a bitch, so I made her suck my dick. Then I shoved a zucchini in her mouth to shut her up.

by Panbu1 May 22, 2011

zucchini muffin

A vagina so infected with fungus it resembles the skin of a zucchini. A greener version of a blue waffle.

Man, she's got a zucchini muffin so bad. You want to run away from her..

by geizilla January 5, 2014

zulhilmi syafiq

he is a good person. good behavior. not stingy. and always helps his friends. a man who listen to the other person. very open minded. a man who worked hard. if you know someone named Zulhilmi Syafiq. do not miss him. if not, you'll lose him.

Hey look that's Zulhilmi Syafiq. Let's go say hi.

by alia.shmsdn January 2, 2017

Meat Zucchini

The act of stuffing uncooked meatloaf into the male’s urethra with a shish kebab skewer. Then ejaculating into a female’s vagina during tender lovemaking. Nine months later, the female will give birth to a fully cooked meat zucchini.

You know Brenda from Accounting? I gave her the ole’ meat zucchini last Wednesday.

by #idareyoutoeatit July 30, 2018

Zucchini

It looks like a long green penis.

Bob's Zucchini is rotting.

by thehotcroquette May 2, 2015

zuchinno

not exactly sure...u havta make ur own definition for it...but its nothing like a zuchinni

i shall ride my zuchinno over there.

by zuangeethman April 27, 2009