Zoinked

When you smoke a large amount of marijuana and you’re just too gone.

Student 1: umm are you high?

Student 2: broooo I’m zoinked...lmfaoooo

by White.boy.colin September 15, 2018

zoinked

it means frucked up on tht good mush n alkxohol

guys im zoinked out of my head rght now
dont talk to me when im zoinking from here to timbuktu
you seriosuly just ruined my zoink appointmetn

by givok April 3, 2024

Zoinks!

A popular phrase made by the character Norville "Shaggy" Rogers from Scooby-Doo

Zoinks! A ghost!

by Amalita Brungoli April 24, 2017

Zoink

A term meaning nut or cum.

"When you're about to zoink but your dad walks in on you..."

by theurbanvocab May 1, 2018

Zoinks!

Zoinks is a term that most white people use when they're afraid. Zoinks was made famous by Shaggy from the bestselling franchise Scooby Doo.

Dude #1: Imma surprise Dude #2
Dude #1: BOOO!
Dude #2: Zoinks!! You scared me!

by shy_kid_in_da_corner June 21, 2018

Zoinks

Somethings you say when something goes wrong or unexpected

Zoinks scoobs

by Someone of no interest February 23, 2020

Zoinked

Getting so high that you surpass zooted and go into trying to solve the universe.

Chad: Dude why do feet smell and noses run?
Ben: You are so zoinked right now

by DirtyHippie3010 September 21, 2018