zed

their gooter is huge and sexy

damn zed got that fat gooter

by bngrfjdhvkislz July 27, 2022

Zed Talks

An online series of talks from the basement of a pawn shop. Past topics have included the pros and cons of having a gimp, motorcycles, and stories of being a security guard. The audience always includes the pawn shop owner, a couple of guys with ball gags in their mouths, and a gimp.

You should watch the latest Zed Talks about the pros and cons of owning a gimp, it might not be as great as you think it will be Mr. Pink.

by SenorSauce January 18, 2024

Zed's Law

A law that states 'the longer a person uses the imageboard 4chan, the probability of that person committing the crime of possessing child porn approaches 1'. When this happens, the user is considered a 'pedofag' and must quit 4chan forever.

Zed's Law - You're a pedofag

by sorta June 6, 2011

Zed

A person who always finishes last.

It took him forever to finish the project, as always, what a real zed.

by ItisknownTJ October 16, 2023

Zed

Zed no es un campeon de League of Legends, es un campeon diseñado para augmentar tu homosexualidad

Ayer estuve farmeando Zed

by unknwn prsn November 24, 2021

Zed's age

10 yrs old

Do you know zed is a chuuni who pretends to be 10k yrs old when Zed's age is actually 10 yrs old

by Wheeloppa September 16, 2021

Zed

The hugest ass known to man kind.

“Look at that ASS bro.”
“Aw yeah. Must be a Zed.”

by fortnitesquirt June 18, 2024