yoked thumbs

The ability to over-tighten small screw down items such as soda bottles and speakers terminals.

Also the ability to pinch with excessive force.

"No I can't open the soda, you got it to tight with your yoked thumbs!"

by Nathan R. Butler February 16, 2009

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Yoker

The place where Limmy got the bus to

Limmy got the bus to Yoker

by Kirsty Anderson March 9, 2020

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The yokelish is a collaboration of 4 people in a trench coat performing on their stage, better known as Tumblr. It wanders this earth disguised as a meme-loving, male shoujo lead. In reality, however, this menacing curse bullies people as a catastrophic and spectacular moss-covered sleep paralysis guardian(deluxe).

Friend 1: I told this one person my grandma died, and they just said 'good for you'
Friend 2:Yeah, they can be such a yokelish sometimes

by whisktea October 24, 2020

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yokel

A hick, redneck, etc. Commonly referred to Niko by Vlad in GTA4.

Vlad: You remember Ivan?
Niko: No.
Vlad: (shows picture) This guy.
Niko: Oh, yes. You guys had a little kiss.
Vlad: Very funny. What would you see if I told he was going to rob your cousin?
Niko: I'd say: 'What problem does he got with my cousin?'
Vlad: (phone rings) Hold on.
(answers phone)
Vlad: Hey. Hey, gorgeous, no. I can't talk right now. What are you wearing? Listen, I'll call you back.
(to Niko)
Vlad: Sorry.
Niko: Who was that?
Vlad: Never you mind.
Niko: Was it Ivan?
Vlad: Oh, that's funny. You know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.
Niko: (laughing) Yes. And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.
Vlad: Well, it is a shame then that I am the guy with the powerful friends, and you are the little punk who's only friend is a fat weasel who drives a fucking cab!

by kmewzaz June 17, 2008

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