wtf

What the flower?

(Kiddie friendly version of the real wtf, say it around children)

Child: Mommy! Bird pooped on me!

Mother: WTF?

by Dixie Normos May 21, 2004

WTF

Second half of the working week – Wednesday–Thursday–Friday

I'll be in Monday and Tuesday; Jo can hot-desk WTF

by Louisa Alexander June 23, 2007

wtf

wtf usally stands for "what fuck" but it cna also be used for the 5 w's why/where/when/who/what the fuck

Girl=="Im going up to the mall-izzle"
friend=="WTF is your problem"

by Kris-Kris June 25, 2005

WTF

An acronym for 'what the fuck' often capitalized for emphasis. Commonly used in chatrooms by lazy chatters, video game channels by dueling gamers, in curse-free environments like business or schools, and by sailors on ship over intercom systems who don't want to be cited.

Meanings an variations:
what the fuck
who the fuck
when the fuck
where the fuck
whiskey tango foxtrot (military slang version)

"WTF ARE YOU DOING! WORST TANK EVER!"
Gamer to gamer
"wtf are you doing on the deck?"
Sailors
"wtf was she wearing?"
teenage chatroom

by midgetmage January 15, 2008

WTF

Alternate meaning: Where's the Flag?

Commonly used in capture the flag type games (such as Team Fortress, Halo, etc...).

You: W-T-F yo?
Teacher: What does w-t-f mean?
You: Wheres The Flag
Teacher: Oh, I thought it was some sort of vulgar internet accronym again.

by Dude February 20, 2004

Wtf

What the f***

Wtf is that in your hair ?

by Playingallnight January 29, 2015

wtf

wtf stands for "What The Fuck".
Sometimes, when adults use wtf when kids are hearing it, they will say wtf is "What The Fish".

Person A: The bag you lent me. Well, I lost it.
Person B: wtf!?!?

by RightPurpose January 12, 2019