Penis wrinkle

A term that describes Lazy people they are like penis wrinkles. Someone else has to do all the work to make them go away.

That guy leaning against the wall watching everyone else work is like a penis wrinkle. Soon as all the work is done he will disappear.

by Caveman100 January 25, 2015

Slinkly wrinkly

A uncircumcised penis(specifically a eurpeon dick)

This word came about whenever i tired to say roley poley but i said slinkly wrinkly

Example-"Oh wow look at this good bondage oh wow look at the dom he has a slinkly wrinkly!"

by Secret agent oso November 29, 2015

star spangled wrinkle

When you use some sort of sticky substance onto your nutsack, usually semen, and sprinkle some glitter on it.

He dude check it out, Johnny got a star spangled wrinkle for 4th of July!

by Omega Tom Hanks July 4, 2008

high tea wrinkle

(n) the wrinkle that develops on the forehead when meetings encroach on your afternoon snack break.

So called due to the Victorian England tradition of a late afternoon "high tea" and toast after hours of labor.

Cynthia had developed a high tea wrinkle after our strategy meeting went over by 30 minutes.

by nolandc August 30, 2019

Next Day Wrinkles

Next day wrinkles are wrinkles that appear on your face after a night of hard laughing your ass off.

I’m so glad I realized how funny Donald Trump actually is. Can you imagine hanging out with him while intoxicated? I know I’d wake up with Next Day Wrinkles.

by SpitFire4Truth October 5, 2020

bitch wrinkle

another word for the female vagina; was used/created by the bloodhound gang for one of their songs.

men prefer a bitch wrinkle that is clean shaven.

by paris (not hilton) April 19, 2006

wrinklebeast

The most fitting term to describe anyone's penis.

Whoa, that wrinklebeast looks like a f-ing naked mole rat!!

by savinbalix May 24, 2006