Wonkie

Wonkie:

Something that is in less than perfect working condition but still somehow functions fairly well.

" We had a kitten wander up with a cast on a broken leg, it ended up giving him a wonkie leg the rest of his life....

The cat that wondered up had a wonkie leg, we kept him and called him "Wonkie".

by Wimberley Woodsman December 26, 2016

Mayor Wonka

A nickname for Ray Nagan, mayor of New Orleans.

I'm going see Mayor Wonka in the Chocolate city.

by Midda Toups January 19, 2006

Wonk

Abbreviated form of wonky. To be misaligned, damaged, or containing multiple inaccuracies. Slang.

Have you seen this set of plans? It’s totally wonk! It will take me days to make all the corrections!

by Wan Shi Tong January 29, 2020

wonchop

A ghey monkey who leechs page views on sheezyart.

Did you see that ghey movie wonchop made?

by Monkey pwner January 12, 2005

Wonkette

Straight-up old-fashioned lesbian. Not the fake high school type of straight girl that does other girls for attention or out of insecurity. We are talking about the real thing here, lesbian for life, beautiful or butch.

Dianne and Jenny went to a bar. They didn't make a scene...they knew everyone knew they were wonkettes anyway.

by Lisa Marie Schultz May 6, 2009

wonkavator

willy wonkas "elevator" that can go not just up and down, but it can go sideways and slantways and front ways and squareways...you get the picture

charlie: "its an elevator."
willy: "uh, no. its a wonkavator"

by oogie boogie jen August 26, 2003

Wonka'd

When you don't win and still want a reward and the person tells you that you lost and you get nothing, like in Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory

Doug: "So I turned in my paper 20 minutes late, and I asked my teacher if I can still get credit and he said "You get nothing! you lose! good day sir!"

Ben: "Dude, you got wonka'd"

by crimson spunk May 4, 2009