cunt whacker

An instrument/tool used to trim or totally remove female pubic hair. Usually metallic, eg. razor. Does not include wax.
Derived from the brand name of an old gardening tool, "Weed Whacker."

She was looking a little rough around the edges, so she pulled out her cunt whacker.

by Lulu July 2, 2004

whack a doo

Strange; Displaying odd behavior or bad judgement as a result of drug usage.

I was trying to talk sense to John, but he was whack a doo.

by getzalot September 1, 2009

Whack Pussy

When you are fucking a woman for 3 and a half hours and can't nut no matter how hot/tight she is cause dat pussy whack as fuck.

I was fuckin' her for 3 and a half hours and couldn't cum cause she got whack pussy.

by Dãn December 29, 2017

whackability

a unit of measure for how much you'd like to masturbate or jerk off to a particular person or movie.

A well known porn star said, "The most important thing about a porno is its 'whackability.'" Or, "You gotta see the movie for it's sheer whackability."

by sigfreyd June 24, 2005

Whack the cat

-Female masturbation
-(Also can refer to feline discipline in effort to reduce undesirable kitty habits such as knocking breakables from raised surfaces)

"Sometimes you just gotta whack the cat" -Lucy

by Fry5o January 23, 2017

word-whacker

a theoretical editor's tool for editing text and cutting excessive verbage

This article was so wordy, the editor had to get the word-whacker out and trim it down.

by Paul W Puckett March 31, 2008

crack whacking

Exsessive masturbation. As one does when they are high off crack, coke, or any other stimulant drug.

"dude, I was so horny last night I was crack whacking it for hours!"

"Man Tommy's been in the bathroom forever."
"He's crack whacking it..."

by Minndy April 9, 2008