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Wedgie

When the underwear of a person is grabbed from behind and yanked hard up in the buttcrack of that person, causing pain and irritation. There are many variations of wedgies, performed on a variety of people. They are a common form of punishment for freshmen, nerds, geeks, and wimps. They are most commonly found in locker rooms and around schools.
I was given my worst wedgie at age 14. I was a freshman, and wore tighty whities cause that's all my mom would buy me. These older boys caught me changing for gym and grabbed my underwear, lifting me off the floor in a painful wedgie. I begged them to stop but they only wedgied me harder while my classmates watched and cheered. They hung my briefs from a hook on the lockers so my feet were off the ground cause I was really short. They took the rest of my clothes and then all 20 boys in the locker room got to punch me in the balls, I cried and they laughed! They made me drink all their water bottles and they shut the lights off and left. They told te teacher I was absent and I hung there for 2 hours. They came back to find me hanging there, asleep, a big puddle of pee under me and my briefs soaked. They laughed and took pics then left the next class found me and let me down but not before kicking me in the balls. That was my worst wedgie ever!!!
by Igotwedgie September 25, 2011
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propeller wedgie

When someone puts a broom in the legholes of your tightywhities and spins the broom around until u have the worst wedgie ever.
My friend gave me a propeller wedgie and spun the broom around 15 times! I thought my balls were going to burst. To add to it, he started to kick me in the balls and he took the broom and hung it so i was hanging by my tighty whities for 7 hours!
by Wedgie fettish July 3, 2006
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wedgie

When ones underwear is grabbed by the waist band ans pulled up as high as it can go.
Man my friend gave me the most painfull wedgie and my boxers riped it went so high.
by james January 9, 2005
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female wedgie

When you're a woman and dont always get butt wedgies, but camel wedgies also called female wedgies and you want to take it out but you can't cause people will stare and think youre sick.
"Les sits and is uncomfortable , her female wedgie is making her sad, she wants to take it out"
by Les Rich October 22, 2013
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Gang Wedgie

When a mob of people, or gang rather, all attack one person and give them as many wedgies as possible. It is also quite common to leave the person who was wedgied in a Jock Lock so they have to get out by themselves.
When a gang wedgie is performed you can hear the shriek of the person who is getting the wedgie for 1,000 miles.
by Nyaruma December 18, 2006
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wedgie crapper

You get forcefully put into a wedgie until you crap in your wedgie from being held so long. Often takes place during a hanging wedgie when you get left hanging by your undies.
I was at my friend's sleepover party for his 14 birhday. His parents were on a business trip for the weekend and we were left alone. after dinner oNe of my friends shouted "wedgie wars". Someone tackled me and I felt my underwear being pulled up my ass. They hung me on a hook behind the door and duct taped my hands behind my back and my legs together. They took off my shirt and gave me a purple nurple. It hurt like hell. I tried to escape but couldn't and had to crap badly. It oozed out around my underwear and it started to stink like shit. They finally couldn't stand the smell and let me go after giving me a swirly. The worst wedgie crapper ever.
by wedgieluver November 26, 2009
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wedgie

when someone grabs you by the underwear (usually briefs) and lifts them up. examples as atomic wedgie, hanging wedgie, jock wedgie, and others.
i was in 7th grade. i was changing in gym. someone took my shorts and hid them. i was standing there in my fruit of the loom briefs. i was soo emberrased. then sjme k id yelled WEDGIE soo 6 kids came around me and gave mea huge wedgie that hurt soo bad!! it took days for the pain 2 go away. T.T
by bryan heartyly January 17, 2008
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