A dishonest, slimey, skanky, sales WHORE who will do, say, and promise anything to separate you from your hard-earned money.
That frickin' sales weasel sold me one of those totally uncessary long-term warranty packages when I bought my Hugo.
by Dr. Fuego January 27, 2004
Get the sales weaselmug. by Allen Miami June 27, 2007
Get the weasel dustmug. When a guy or girl is getting anal, the third person is trying to weasel in and lick the butthole of the guy or the girl that is getting fucked.
by RRohypnol December 7, 2012
Get the Cheek Weaselmug. Originally derived as a safe word for kinky sex, but has become synonymous with indicating seriousness during normal conversation.
by phonicsthemonkey June 29, 2009
Get the Real Weaselmug. by Charlie Snidge May 14, 2019
Get the Weasel-facemug. A contract weasel is a person in a large sales organization that just sits around the office. He/she will appear busy when the boss is around. But in all actuality they are doing personal business on the company time. The only reason they are sitting there is to catch a call in or a person to walk in to the office. This type of individual is very very common in Military Recruiting offices. Although they are less common in the civilian world. Because their types of actions would get them fired. This person also has close association to the boot weasel. They think they know everything there is to know about sales but they really don't know shit.
Hey Jim who do you have going to MEPS this week? I am sending down Tim...What? you mean that dude I met last week down at the store. Yeah he came in ready to join. What the fuck? You are nothing but a damn contract weasel. Thanks for nothing you jackass now I have to go to Mount Olympus because I am going to roll a zero this month.
by pantyteamaster August 26, 2010
Get the contract weaselmug. by Max Power March 31, 2005
Get the church weaselmug.