Wanket 

Wank blanket

A blanket or cover that a man uses to jerk it and might still sleep in.

F1:"Dude.. I was at Stan's house and needed to crash but when he handed me a blanket it was soft and crusty at the same time"

F2:"Must have been his wanket, you dont have one?"

F1:"fuck no"

Wanket by The wavy train July 27, 2024

Butchers Winnet 

1. A small collection of feacal matter attatched to the anal web of a meat chopper.
2. A term used to describe a certain quantity of meat.

She was as skinny as fuck, I kid you not lads, she was practically dead. I've seen more meat on a butchers winnet.

Butchers Winnet by Leeroy80 September 25, 2005

skankety wankety 

when a bitch is just too nasty to risk screwing, but you will still FAP with her in mind. For example: Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, Amy Winehouse....

man yesterday this "skankety wankety" was just so damn nasty.

skankety wankety by McClusterfuck May 16, 2010

Comfort Wanket 

When you are too tired or upset or distracted to sleep without having a wank first.

I was so stressed out last night at bed time I had to use my Comfort Wanket to fall asleep.

Comfort Wanket by Acerpacer May 8, 2015

Tiny-winnet 

Describes a powerful and beautiful person. Their confidence shakes the room, making other people uncomfortable. However, they are vulnerable and will do anything for the people they love

Tiny-winnet is coming to the party tonight yes?

Tiny-winnet by Molly, Texas November 27, 2021

HOB’s Winnets

The most disgustingly tasty winnets

Wob ate HOB’s Winnets

HOB’s Winnets by Michael.Kennedy69 March 7, 2023

HOB’s Winnets

The most disgustingly tasty winnets

Wob ate HOB’s Winnets yesterday. They were scrumptious

HOB’s Winnets by Michael.Kennedy69 March 7, 2023