turd vulture

when your toilet isnt working and your turd spins continually in a vulture-like motion

guy 1: dude ur toilets busted

guy2: what do u mean?

guy 1: well u got a major turd vulture in there...

guy2: wow...

by Infamous_amos500 June 16, 2011

Emo Vulture

Someone who is emo with long hair covering most or all of their face and is hunched over all the time. They tend to try and get with freshman because they are scavengers.

Mr.Fag is an Emo Vulture

Therefore, I mock him by kawing.

by Chevelle fan May 20, 2010

trauma vulture

Someone who self diagnoses themselves with every "new to them" mental illness or oppressed minority they see trending so they can feel included in all of the awareness attention and try to manipulate people's thoughts, feelings, and behavior towards them. Needs coddled 24/7 and can not handle being spoken directly in disagreements.

"Did you see Janine came out as non-binary yesterday?" "Is that the same person that 'caught' PTSD to get out of work last week?" "Yeah they got tired of being told they were mansplaining so they decided they weren't a man anymore, such a trauma vulture. Bet they'll have D.I.D. next week."

by .3x3. May 30, 2021

net vulture

A man or woman that will try and pick up your spouse or partner by way of the internet. Also they will use other forms of technology to do this. The sms or text message is one of their preferred methods also. This usually happens behind ones back. Also this is predominantly a male thing, nothing can be done about it, confronting ones partner or spouse and accusing them of flirting with these people will backfire and you will be the bad guy. They are extremely good at manipulation and usually have a few women/men on the go at once. Beware frequent IRC and Messenger sessions.

"im sick of these fucking net vultures tuning you"
"if that net vulture chats you up again ill kick his fucking ass" (this is a hard one to pull off, these people work behind a monitor thats why its so easy for them to feel no remorse whatsoever by picking up your partner. Although it is easy to kick a net vultures ass if you get the chance, they are usually low self esteemed geeks that cant pick up women in the real world.

by P. Rickshaw October 9, 2007

Coffee Vulture

An individual who stealthily pounces on a pot of coffee which has just finished brewing. Usually travels in packs just large enough to require a full pot to satisfy all of them. As a general rule, coffee vultures never brew coffee themselves, even if they leave a completely empty pot. Rather, they prefer to wait with empty cup, keeping ears and noses perked for the next unsuspecting rube to brew more.

Especially insidious in workplace environments which provide drip-coffee machines, allowing employees to make their own pots.

"FFS! I've made coffee three times today and every time I got back to the pot, the coffee vultures had gotten there before me!"

by GreyWyvern January 9, 2009

Chair Vulture

Someone who waits in ambush, waiting for the unsuspecting victim to leave there chair, then swoops down to claim there seat.

Josh stole my seat he is such a chair vulture!!!!

by Brick October 13, 2004

vulture girl

the girls that come out to parties wearing so much makeup that their faces start to slide off. Makes you want to blot their faces with tissues.

Swoop down on any semi-attractive male one by one, like vultures circling their prey.
Come in packs

girl 1: "man, I was at this party when suddenly these vulture girls swooped in out of nowhere and started hitting up the guys one by one."

girl 2: "yeah, they tend to circle their prey"

by chicafemme January 14, 2010