Vocal vortex

A person who, once they start talking, will not shut the fuck up; an inescapable conversation.

I asked Susan if she simply liked dogs and she ended up talking to me for 30 minutes. She's such a vocal vortex!

by drkrappenschitz May 21, 2018

ICS Vortex

A literal clean vocals god. Also plays the bass. Member of the metal bands Arcturus, Lamented Souls, Borknagar, and formerly a member of the iconic band Dimmu Borgir.

Wow, have you heard ICS Vortex's new track? It's amazing.

by vibing parrot November 15, 2020

Devil Vortex Sawblades

A meme refers to those "stupid sawblade placements" that circulating roughly on 2020. The original was came from ToshDeluxe's Devil Vortex fake verification video, which people point up the wrongly sawblades rotating. This led to a massive joke around 2020, where people posting a still image of Devil Vortex Sawblades and even more recreation pictures, and it was in Ludwig's r/place.

Bro look at those Devil Vortex sawblades that I can't stop laugh of how funny it was!

by clustifle649 August 16, 2022

Vorked

It means you're so blackout drunk that you don't remember why you have a shoe in one hand and a tuft of hair in the other and where that chihuahua came from

Dan: Susan is so Vorked right now she just attacked Paris Hilton!!!!

Sam: What did you expect when you mix work and Friday night

by Moderately Dead Inside June 30, 2020

Internet Vortex

When you continually tell yourself that you are going to do something productive with your day, but you find something interesting on the internet and then something else. Then you look at the clock and you've wasted your whole day.

James made a to-do list, he then got on his computer and was sucked into the internet vortex, achieving nothing on his to-do list.

by YourMomEatsMayo November 24, 2013

Banana Vortex

The act of inserting the bottom ends of multiple bananas, usually at least 4, into the rectum and having the other ends point outward as to make a vortexical opening into the anus; bananas can sometimes be frozen

My friends and I like to give each other banana vortexs.

by TheMoeyJaxter March 27, 2015

Penile Vortex

-An over dramatised male orgasm

"I was sat jackin' it over some hot biatch when I had the most explosive Penile Vortex of my life!!!"

by Loora May 23, 2007