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Venereal Ventriloquist

A man who is so skilled and physically gifted in the art of "Penis performance", to the point where he utilizes his size and sense of control, to use the woman as a ventriloquist dummy.
Man 1: "I can make my bitch move like a muppet".

Man 2: "That's epic bruv, much like a... like.. a venereal ventriloquist".
by Not the real will smith June 11, 2020
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Anal Ventriloquist

1. Someone unfortunately gifted or cursed with the ability of talking out of one's ass!

2. The art of Talking utter Shite, as in complete and utter nonsense about any subject under the false assumption that you know what you are talking about or acting like an expert in your field when you clearly don't know what you are doing!.

3. someone who doesn't have a clue what they are talking about..
Boris doesn't have a clue what he's talking about...he's a total anal ventriloquist!

Priti says she's in control of our borders... she must be joking she's an anal ventriloquist!
by The Sarcastic Assassin April 14, 2021
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human ventriloquism

Human ventriloquism is when you stick your hand in a midgets ass and make them tell jokes.
by Horearound October 19, 2023
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Anal Ventriloquism

When you use the chair you're sitting in to generate leverage on your butt, which increases the audio quality of an escaping fart.
"Did you hear my fart? No? Damn, I was even engaging in anal ventriloquism to make it louder."
by huahdaddy June 5, 2025
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