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Water Vegan

You're still able to eat the meats, but you cannot drink anything but WATER.
I am proud to be a water vegan!
by The founder of water vegans January 3, 2017
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Sorry, Vegas.

Originally stated on the @barstoolbroncos Instagram account in 2020, Sorry, Vegas is a term used when you are sports betting and win so much that you actually feel bad for taking Vegas’s money and feel the need to apologize.

It can also be used when you prevail in a situation when the odds are stacked against you.

The phrase “Sorry, Vegas.” sounds best when yelled or said with confidence
*You have $50 on the Boise State vs BYU basketball game. Boise state is a four point underdog and wins*. “SORRY, VEGAS!”

*You pass a midterm that you did not study for and should have failed* “SORRY, VEGAS!”

Big game today. Sorry, Wyoming and more importantly... Sorry, Vegas.
by Barstool Broncos December 12, 2020
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Vegan feminist

The ultimate expression of equality between genres and species.
She doesn't make a difference between animals, human animals, male or female, black, white, yellow... All beings are equal to her. She is a vegan feminist.
by Darkylady October 27, 2018
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An amazing electrocore/ trancecore band from Kobe, Japan. Formed in 2008, they have six members:

So - Clean vocals/programming.
Minami - Scream vocals/keyboards.
Ma$hu - Bass guitar.
Taiki - Guitar.
Sxun - Guitar.
Tomonori - Drums.
That new metal band, Fear, and Loathing in Las Vegas is so cool!
by The Maldivian Guy May 21, 2013
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Vegancrite

Word used to describe that up your ass ,annoying , vegan you may know who claims to know every thing , be superior to everyone, and condemn any meat eater alive because they are vegan. However, this same said person wears leather jackets, boots, belts and/or has leather purses/handbags.
The vegancrite condemned us to hell for eating hamburgers as she turned around and walked away in her leather motorcycle boots, leather jacket clutching her leather purse. On a scale of 1 to 10 on the how full of shit is this person meter a vegancrite is about a 15.
by O.G. Junior Mint May 26, 2015
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flight to Vegas

A euphemism for death.

To fly to Vegas means to die.
"Mom what happened to Mittens?"
"Oh, Mittens flew to Vegas, sorry."

"Hey Tony what happened to Joey?"
"We put him on a flight to Vegas, if you catch my meaning."
by MrThatguy1 February 6, 2014
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veganphobia

Another useless term that exists solely for Vegans to portray themselves as victims, in order to garner unwarranted, unearned societal power over meat-eaters, who just want to be left alone by the insufferable moral-busybodies.

The current political discourse involves portraying yourself as the victim while demonising your opposition BAMN, hence the new trend of incorrectly adding the suffix "Phobia," At the end of any word that describes any group of people that seek change.
HanSoylo: I was at my Vegan protest earlier and the carnivores just laughed at me as I derided them for being murderers, it's so unfair.
BenSoylo: Did you tell them about the cow farts?

HanSoylo: Yes, of course. They laughed at me. :'(
BenSoylo: We need a term to describe these people and give us undue power at the same time... But what?
Both Soy Boys: "VEGANPHOBIA,"

HanSoylo: It is THE only thing that makes sense and it is trendy too, we'll show those veganphobes not to mess with us.
BenSoylo: I'll get Veganphobia trending on Twitter, pass me my phone.
BobSoylo: I'd love to, SoyBen but I don't have the strength.
BenSoylo: Yeah, me either. I think perhaps our bodies suffer from veganphobia too.
by Starbug 1 January 1, 2020
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