Vegan

being weak

Jimmy: Hey I'm vegan!

Neutron: weak shit

by Yoda's last name January 1, 2021

Vegan

A crazy lady

Crap, vegans they are attacking us.

by LEGALISE_PIRACY August 5, 2021

Vegan

a person with green hair

Vegan: i dyed my hair green today
Non-Vegan: So you’re vegan now?

by dzadddy December 8, 2020

Vegan

Dumbass who can’t be gay

Hi are you vegan

Yes

Fuck u

by Pickle5977 April 24, 2022

vegan

The pure work of satan

I became a vegan but later realized how much of a 'missed steak' it was

by monkey_jizz January 26, 2015

Vegan

If everyone was a vegan, humans wouldn't be here today. Meat is healthy for you, we're part of the food chain too, get over it.

Some morons these days...

by okkk June 15, 2003

Veganism

Noun
A cult of people who never engage in sexual activity

Person 1 : veganism is the best
Person 2 : so is sex
Person 1 : oh

by Tangy67420 December 6, 2019