Vitaliya

SEMEN DEMON

GUY 1: I NEED A SEMEN DEMON
GUY 2: TRY FINDING A VITALIYA
GUY 1: BET
LATER
GUY 1: MY DICK GOT SLOBBED ON LIKE A LOT DAMN SHE SUCKIN MY SHIT LIKE ITS A LOLLY FUCK IM GONNA CUM THINKING ABOUT IT

RAP VERSE:

SUCKING ON MY SHIT LIKE A VITALIYA
IM GONNA CUM YAH
PUT IT IN HER BUM YAH
THEN ILL DIRNK SOME RUM YAH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by ahahhahahahahhahacumbumahhah December 18, 2023

vacalienation

The state, prompted by an impending vacation, of hyper-awareness of your estrangement from your own humanity induced by the loss of the ability to determine your own life and destiny as a condition of employment. c.f. Marx.

I'm flying off for a week in London and Barcelona tomorrow, so I'm feeling major vacalienation from this meeting on agile practices

by Naruto Lahira March 6, 2024

Vitalij

A person who is very kind, effortlessly attractive, and intelligent. May doubt themselves in various respects despite displaying nothing but positive attributes.

He remains resilient and radiant as always; how I admire you, Vitalij!

by c4nkersore July 2, 2024

Vitality

The best team in the world, number 1 in HLTV on CS2 and stuff

I love Vitality.
Me too man!

by Reycko May 20, 2025

the vajalien probe

The Vajalien Probe occurs when one is giving slightly over-enthusiastic oral sex to a female partner, leading to their nose and mouth become engulfed in their partner's vulva. The final result gives an appearance that they are being facefucked by a monster from Alien.

Man, I am never giving Stephanie head again: she gave me The Vajalien Probe last night. I thought I was gonna puke out a Xenomorph.

by toddbuster December 16, 2015

England Vatari

Typically a person whose name starts with R and ends with another R

You are a England Vatari, R......r

by Noobmaster 96 March 28, 2021

mariana vavalis

Mariana Vavalis is another way of saying timeless beauty.

If you are Mariana Vavalis, you have a cute voice with a laugh to match, a big ass cause ya stayed of the crack. You are a magic soul, so optimistic, I hope I get to see you pre Christmas xx

Roses are red, the sun gives off heat. Mariana Vavalis, if your legs get tired, you can use my face as a seat

by everythingandnothing95 November 17, 2023