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That's So Vintage

Another version of "That's so five minutes ago".
Prep: Hey! Check out my miniskirt!

Other person: That's so vintage.

Prep: (Goes somewhere and cries)
by Juni_Wolfen September 27, 2005
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Vintage Queen

A Vintage Queen is a woman, usually spoilt from childhood that thinks the world revolves around her and her life. She enjoys using people as toys or playthings for her amusement and talking about herself in the most boring or dramatical way possible at extreme lengths to anyone who will listen and will not stop talking once she finds people who will listen. Ever.

The wealthy/tendy ones are also usually known to have a small dog and will cary it around in their handbag whenever they can.
by Salty Specula January 29, 2010
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1980s Vintage Heels

The Boots That Ended All Of Dignity In Paul's World.
They Caused A Revolution That Harmed Us All.

They Are The Single Most Gay Object Known To Man.
Dude What The Hell, Are Those 1980s Vintage Heels?

Who Are You Paul Sgroi?
by Evan Cisneros March 10, 2008
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vintage daniel

the state of being cool, colected and apathetic, even in the midst of terrible or emotional events;
to be able detach oneself and say "screw this!";
freakin damn awesome
"You were awesome the other day; your performance was vintage daniel"

"Holy crap! how can you not care?!" "Easy, vintage daniel."
by Danneeo December 14, 2008
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vintageren

een voorwerp op zodanige manier bewerken, dat het een Vintage-uitstraling krijgt.

to work on a material in every possible way to get a Vintage-look
Vintageren van wit kant door het te laten trekken in theeblaadjes of andere natuurlijke middelen, zoals groente-/fruitafval en het krijgt een vintage-bruine, lichtgele, of andere kleuren. Hoe de kleur zal uitvallen, hangt helemaal af van de middelen die je gebruikt.

Let tea draw and colour white lace in the brew. It will become a Vintage-brown colour. You also can use all kinds of vegetables or fruit and become different colours.
by colourdream September 2, 2009
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vintage dick

Old dick with style. Must be over 60.
"I do like a good vintage dick," said the playboy playmate to Hugh Hefner in the Uber.
by Paige McWham February 19, 2017
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Vintage Boy

Rather gay guys who collect shit for no apparent reason. They think it's en vogue, chic and stylish. Believed to build rapport with non significant friends of the same genderwith junk. A collector of stories, trash, detritus and debris. Usually quite weak at heart, jealous and vein. May have confused themselves with Art and Antique dealers. Adopts the idea it will be worth some fortune one day in the quite distant future.
Girl 1. "He is a big art collector"
Girl 2 "You sure he's not a Vintage Boy?"
Girl 3 "He's just Gay and in the closet. He talks about his hair and shoes a lot "
by Scarlett's Ski Lodge June 15, 2019
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