swinging utters

Banging a girl that has recently given birth and her swaying tits start lactating

I was drilling that new mom I have been seeing the other night and her swinging utters soaked the bed

by tbone23 August 3, 2015

Utter Tutt

Northern English colloquialism used as a variant to the phrase ‘utter shite’. Reclaimed as an affectionate term to describe clutter or additional items in a home.

Tutt is basically crap you don’t need but by god do you want. A non necessity, but a self indulgent luxury. Tutt is comfort. Tutt makes a home.

The house was covered in Utter Tutt.
What did he get you for Christmas? Utter Tutt.
Tk maxx is filled with Utter Tutt

by The Northern Translator January 22, 2022

An utter jackass

Someone who posts urban dictionary descriptions of their name and then brags about them on Instagram

People think I'm an utter jackass because I posted a story of a random pseudo philosophical phrase on Instagram

by A random pig November 20, 2021

fleshy utter

is when you suck on nipples and then they look like a cows utters. then you take the milk you sucked and insert it only the clitoris. the nipple milk will travel through the body and make you horny!

i'm going to fleshy utter you tonight!

by explicit101 November 2, 2016

Utter Fucculence

The systematic failure of all technology required to perform a simple task

Dan: What's going on there?
Mel: Utter fucculence; first the email tried refusing an attachment, then it refused to send. Eric tried sms'ing it but his phone froze, which it's never done before.

by Brever February 8, 2023

Utter domination

Species of dog that has trained itself that whenever it needs to flip a card trick it comes up Aces

Ace dog prowled into the set and when he flipped his cards he flipped all Aces and smoked everyone with utter domination.

by Sixtoomanycatz August 13, 2018

derangement, insanity, and utter hellholery

Astoria.

Random recruit: "Yo bro how would you define Astoria?"
Me, who's seen how fucking stupid the server is: "Derangement, insanity, and utter hellholery."

by omnicontrol October 12, 2023