tyson

is text slang for take-your-shirt-off-now! created by www.thestripechronicles.blogspot.com

omg, did u c his new f/b pic with his shirt off? everytime i c him imma be thinkin' tyson!

by JaiLiz-created it January 10, 2010

Tyson

Tyson is that one person who succeeds in LITERALLY EVERYTHING. He cares for his friends, does stupid shit and tries to find the funny side of things.

When Tyson sets his sights on something he wants, he'll get it.

1. Did you see Tyson?

2. Yeah, he told me he was joining the army, he's gonna do it.

by 3%Awatermelon November 14, 2019

PIPE TYSON

SOMEONE WHO LOVES THE PIP SO MUCH THEY WILL FIGHT OVER IT

"MAN I HATE SMOKING WITH STEPHANIE, SHE GETS ALL "PIPE TYSON"

by TRYNITY7 January 12, 2009

Mike Tysoned

When someone gets 1 hit knocked out

That guy got Mike Tysoned and the fight was over.

by BioshockForLife November 15, 2011

mike tyson on the booty

When you bite the booty and then do a Tim Tebow on the booty immediately after

Hey Bro I just mike Tysoned on the booty!!
No way man i heard Fred mike tysoned the same booty last week Mannnnn
I often mike Tyson on the booty soo...

by Booty enthusiast May 3, 2018

Hit like Tyson

Being "Hit like Tyson" means that the girl doesn't sleep around a lot. She has only been "hit" by a few different guys.

The fighters that fought Tyson typically only took one or two punches before being knocked out. There were only "hit" a few times. A girl that has been "hit like Tyson" should be safe and not carrying any STDs.

Brad: Damn, that girl over there is a dime.
Homewood: Hell yeah, and she has been hit like Tyson so you know you won't be at the free clinic on Monday wondering what is dripping from your cock.

by ERP November 10, 2007

Tyson

The most stuborn hard headed guy you will ever meet. Dont let him fool you with those dreamy eyes a face and body with his fly ass frisbee skills. He is addicted to Xbox. But behind all of that. He is a goofy sweet tender thoughtful loveing funny as hell guy that ever girl wants.

Friend : who is Bo Time Bae?
Girl : the 1 in a million Tyson

by SJZILLA July 31, 2015