Thompson'ing

To comment on your teams sporting success on social media thereby jinxing them to inevitable collapse and ruin

Peter gloated on whatsapp that Leeds were destined for promotion based on their recent great form , thereby "Thompson'ing" them - the subsequent implosion was inevitable, losing many games they finished 4th and lost in the playoffs .

by The smedders wrestler August 13, 2019

twomanyraptors

A phantom of reality who can shape shift into anything he pleases however not before consuming a soul

BUT HE'S ALSO LIKE REALLY FUNNY

And sometimes as he says "really horny"
But arnt we all he also is a rare to hear about in a conversation

"You know about the phantom of reality twomanyraptors? "
"No"
"Nether do I'

by o0h_Deer October 7, 2019

tromplet

The early version of a trombone.

"The tromplet was making funny noises during the song."

by Lennythehappyflower February 8, 2022

Tea Towompowomp

The best youtuber that will live past the heat death of the universe. for Tea Towompowomp is the universe. BROTHER

I passed a red light so Tea Towompowomp shot me with a laser canon.

by Tea Towompowomp February 19, 2021

Thompson

The act of taking a girl home from a night out but only cuddling with her until you both fall asleep.

The act of satisfying the need for a girlfriend with a casual cuddle with a random biddy.

'I pulled another Thompson last night'
'You have to take her on a date after the 3rd Thompson man"

by HOL[345] September 22, 2018

Twooping

An art form involving the contraction of the rectum combined with the rapid shaking of the ass. To simplify, the act of twerking and taking a shit simultaneously. Results include whiplash and shit being eternally plastered to the walls.

We went clubbing and some drunk bitch started twooping. My clothes are eternally fucked.

by Lord Sexius the Great March 12, 2015

TWAMP

Originally an insult, TWAMP (Typical William & Mary Person) was once used to describe the nerdiest of nerds at William & Mary. However, because the entire student body, is in fact, a friggin nerd, the term has been hijacked by students and now applies to the entire student body. If you've gone to school at W&M, you're a TWAMP. Sorry.

Sam: "Yo I spent 8 hours in Swem last weekend"
Alex: "STFU dude stop bragging about how boring your life is...fuckin TWAMP"
Sam: "Takes one to know one"
Alex: "Yeah but I remember the first TWAMP urban dictionary definition, you do nothing but go to the library every day"
Sam: "TWAMP had an urban dictionary definition before this?"
Alex: "Jesus you're helpless, go drink a beer kid"
Sam: "But I'm 19"
Alex: "Exactly, fuckin TWAMP"

by treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb December 21, 2021