Jimmy Two-Shoes

One of the best programs TeleToon and Jetix (unfortunately Disney XD) aired in TV. It's about a boy named Jimmy Two-Shoes who hangs out with his 2 best-friends Beezy and Heloise in a city named Miseryville making awesome stuff all over the city. His mission is to make things happier, something the governor of the city, Lucius Heinous the VII (father of Beezy) can't tolerate, and will do anything to stop him.

- Hey dude, let's watch some chill' stuff that premiered in Disney XD
- I don't know. You know Disney XD's shows so fucked up
- It's Jimmy Two-Shoes

- Seems funny. Okay, turn on the TV.

by alonsosc98 October 10, 2013

Two trucks

Two trucks = having sex

truck 1: honk

truck 2: honkk

truck 1: honk hehe

truck 2: woa- i mean HONKk

two trucks is having sex

by ghostswithen October 18, 2020

Wanna run two's?

Refers to the action of splitting the cost of a big meal in pairs of two's.

That's a little expensive man, you guy's wanna run two's?

by NotoriousHakim August 3, 2017

Two Story Firefighter

A sexual act in which two people dress up like a tall firefighter. One person from the waist up, the other from the waist down.
The person dressed in the lower half must then stick his/her head into their partner anus or vagina. Creating the illusion of a very tall firefighter.

Mark: Dude that party was crazy last night.
Antony: I don't know man my head and neck hurt bad.
Mark: That's because you and Molly did a Two Story Firefighter!
Antony: Awesome!
*They high five*

by Wantacow March 15, 2009

green apple two-step

The popular single-person dance wherein one pushes out one's belly and clenches their buttcheeks together while taking quick, delicate steps toward the nearest toilet for an emergency expulsion of diarrhea.

Everyone laughed as Uncle Charles leaped up from the couch and did the green apple two-step after we had Thanksgiving dinner at the Bombay Kitchen.

by Jarski December 11, 2007

Grab two beers and jump

Something to do when some douchebag pisses you off on an airplane

Yo dude, I was flying this plane yesterday until at 30,000 ft, this douchebag pissed all over my Michael Strahan poster, so I had to grab two beers and jump.

by nosoyloco10 November 29, 2010

Two Timing Whore

Specifically referring to the female cheating with other men at the same time she claims commitment to another.

That two timing whore was fucking her X old man while we were together.

by tim October 30, 2007