To be so completely drunk that once fallen over and are lying on the ground, one cannot pick themselves up and requires help.
John: Oh god did you see Maria the other night?
Mark: Yeh I did man, at the end of the night she was apsolutely turtled!
John: I know yeh man, me and Gary had to pick her up and bring her home!
Mark: Yeh I did man, at the end of the night she was apsolutely turtled!
John: I know yeh man, me and Gary had to pick her up and bring her home!
by McDaddy76 June 27, 2009
by A turtle thats bored January 31, 2019
TURTLE is great.
by Marixxlove September 17, 2016
by turtlelover71 May 09, 2018
When a person, typically a female, regurgitates semen during a blowjob and spits it back up the urethra.
by gustebeast November 07, 2016
Verb; The act of moving from one place to another, usually involves going out somewhere more lively than one's current location (such as going from a house to a pub/club.)
Example 1
Should we turtle to the pub for some Jägerbombs?
Example 2
Are we turtling to the boat or staying for one more pint?
Should we turtle to the pub for some Jägerbombs?
Example 2
Are we turtling to the boat or staying for one more pint?
by Spuds Mackenzie October 23, 2018